You can’t fit a round peg in a square hole unless you REALLY force it in there.
Here’s some of the wisest words you’ll ever read while snorting crack under a bridge.
I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.
Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don’t type anything that’s more than 5 characters.
At some point, an MLB executive had the brilliant idea to let people with no baseball training embarrass themselves at the beginning of every game. And for that, we will be eternally grateful.
(Source: College Humor)
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And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs reassembling in air.
Oh mother of fucking god don’t look. Okay, just take a peek through your fingers. Just a tiny…OH NO INSTANT REGRET, ABORT ABORT!. Hopefully your skin doesn’t feel all itchy and weird and gross and NOPE after this.
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Sleek. Stylish. Thoroughly out of place.
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Four legs. One rule of gravity. Zero possibilities.
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Steve “Silly Santa” Hickman - master Hambone Artist
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Jony Ive, the Senior Vice President of Industrial Design at Apple, is responsible for the sweeping aesthetic changes that will be introduced in the forthcoming iOS 7. Fans of gradients were pleased, very pleased. In fact, why stop there?
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Wait, so can you like hear each other’s thoughts.
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.-Wayne Gretzky-Michael Scott"-Vin Diesel
Animals on Trampolines [Click for more]
The animal kingdom can be stressful — what with the predators, the prey, and whatnot. Sometimes you just gotta bounce all that away.