Well, These 10 Sets of Instructions Aren’t Making Any Sense [Click for full gallery]
So…I should do that thing that isn’t prohibited?
Finish reading Ranking The 10 Creepiest Olympic Mascots
Which mascot would you most fear being locked in a room with?
1. The Anglerfish has a goddamn glowstick on its head.
2. The Tomopteris is a glow worm thingy that would slither through your nightmares.
3. This thing that is literally a crossbreed between Predator and a shrimp.
4. The Magnapinna Squid which is the Slenderman of the sea.
5. Holy shit this fucking Ctenophora jellyfish creature that is ready to go to a rave in hell.
6. The Purple Man O’ War that at first you’re like aw, yer a cute little fella, and then you realize is so poisonous it will fuck your day with it’s bubble body.
7. The Sarcastic Fingerhead that is not actually sarcatic but will eat your face.
These Babysitters Club books all end in jail.
Oh Boy, the Future! [Click for full gallery]
The future is here. It’s just buffering. Give it a minute.
An apple a day keeps the nerds content.
39 Just… Unfortunate Names [Click to finish me off]
Say my name, say my name. / When no one is around you, / I will go to the government / and legally change my name.
Japan, I think we need to talk…I know some really great doctors.