Who said having a job had to be boring?
Go ahead, Internet, label these things “fake” and “gay.” That would be entirely accurate.
Fortunately, nowadays you can DVR your entire plane of existence and just come back whenever.
12 GIFs of People Being Sucked into TVs (Just Because) [Click to finish]
Vending machine manufacturers want you to think that vending machines have improved with computer technology, but that’s just a lie. These machines are the equivalent of a schoolyard bully, and your snack money belongs to them.
Go ahead, put another dollar in the machine; push H7 till your fingers bleed. You’re never getting that bag of chips.
No Snack For You: 20 Vending Machine Fails [Click to finish]
Well, These 10 Sets of Instructions Aren’t Making Any Sense [Click for full gallery]
So…I should do that thing that isn’t prohibited?
Finish reading Ranking The 10 Creepiest Olympic Mascots
Which mascot would you most fear being locked in a room with?
1. The Anglerfish has a goddamn glowstick on its head.
2. The Tomopteris is a glow worm thingy that would slither through your nightmares.
3. This thing that is literally a crossbreed between Predator and a shrimp.
4. The Magnapinna Squid which is the Slenderman of the sea.
5. Holy shit this fucking Ctenophora jellyfish creature that is ready to go to a rave in hell.
6. The Purple Man O’ War that at first you’re like aw, yer a cute little fella, and then you realize is so poisonous it will fuck your day with it’s bubble body.
7. The Sarcastic Fingerhead that is not actually sarcatic but will eat your face.
These Babysitters Club books all end in jail.
Oh Boy, the Future! [Click for full gallery]
The future is here. It’s just buffering. Give it a minute.