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These People Think Nelson Mandela Was Morgan Freeman

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. 

Nelson Mandela was a seminal freedom fighter and humanitarian, a man who forever changed the fabric of his country, and therefore the world. Morgan Freeman was good as Lucius Fox.

Though yes, he did play Nelson Mandela in Invictus. And I guess he did fight for freedom in The Shawshank Redemption. In a way. But still - not the same, guys. Come on.

These Girls Think They’re Such Nerds For Wearing Glasses

These Girls Think They’re Such Nerds For Wearing Glasses

These People Don’t Know “WTF” Anything Is [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. 

The universe is a mysterious place. Some things are simply unknowable. Others, well, very much are.

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users. 

Some names live on in infamy. They evoke memories of war, of death, of horrors beyond our wildest imaginations. But sometimes those names are just, like, kinda hard to remember.

More pepole twidiots Don’t Know What Hitler’s Last Name Was

Finish reading The Troll: Miley Cyrus, Impersonating Police and More!

Finish reading The Troll: Miley Cyrus, Impersonating Police and More!

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Oh, Miley. You may be a megastar. And you may be very good at what you do. But somehow - just SOMEHOW - we’re not QUITE convinced that Bangerz will be remembered alongside The White Album.

Finish reading: “These People Think Miley Cyrus is Better than the Beatles (and Everyone Else)

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean that laws are also shut down. That would be… truly insane. But by all means. Don’t let the LAW stop you now.

Finish reading:These People Think the Government Shutdown Means Weed Is Legal Now

Wait, New Mexico Is a State?! [Click for more, but why]

50 states, kids. That’s what we got. It’s pretty basic knowledge. And if you’re living in this country and above the age of, say - to be generous - 10, you really should know that. Sure, the “Mexico” part might be a teensy bit confusing, but come on now. Be proud to be an Amurrican.

Twidiots: What Animal Does Ham Come From? [Click for more idiocy]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot
I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.- K.G. 
Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

Roommate Confessions: Pasta With A Side of Foot

I really appreciated that you got me a birthday present- A pedegg. Now, not only do my feet look great, but I put the shavings into your Parmesan cheese. I know how much you love to dump that stuff on your pasta, you fat whore.
- K.G. 

Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you’ve done to your roommate. Submit your vulgar, disgusting stories straight to our Tumblr inbox.

(Source: College Humor)

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.- Z.M.

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?

One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
- Z.M.

(Source: College Humor)

Twidiots: Tell Me More About This Language You Call “Mexican”

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

What’s the second most used language in the United States? If you said Spanish, you’re right; if you said Mexican, you are so, so wrong.

Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed
You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.- M.P. 
Are you high enough to send us your confessions? If yes, then submit them to our inbox. If not, I know a guy. Hit me up in the inbox.

Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed

You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.
- M.P. 

Are you high enough to send us your confessions? If yes, then submit them to our inbox. If not, I know a guy. Hit me up in the inbox.

(Source: College Humor)

Yo, Twitter, Should I See a Doctor? #CarrotPoo

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Look, we all know health care costs are rising, but do you really want to put your life in the hands of people who don’t even know that Egypt is in Africa?

IdioTech: No Texting on Your Calculators, Kids [Click for full post]
My nutrition professor wouldn’t let us use graphing calculators on our final because he didn’t want us texting each other the answers.- Elizabeth S.
A year ago, my dad started texting. Not only are the texts bare minimum, but he’s more recently enjoyed good old-fashioned misleading acronyms. “Sorry about the dog, lol, dad” Lots of love?- Brent D.
At least once a week, my mother’s best friend calls us and asks how to use “The Amazon.” She’s been doing this for about 8 years. You think she’d learn.- Jessa M
Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story to our Tumblr inbox.

IdioTech: No Texting on Your Calculators, Kids [Click for full post]


My nutrition professor wouldn’t let us use graphing calculators on our final because he didn’t want us texting each other the answers.
- Elizabeth S.


A year ago, my dad started texting. Not only are the texts bare minimum, but he’s more recently enjoyed good old-fashioned misleading acronyms. “Sorry about the dog, lol, dad” Lots of love?
- Brent D.


At least once a week, my mother’s best friend calls us and asks how to use “The Amazon.” She’s been doing this for about 8 years. You think she’d learn.
- Jessa M

Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story to our Tumblr inbox.

(Source: College Humor)