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Disney Princess Spring Breakers Trailer 

What happens in the Magic Kingdom, stays in the Magic Kingdom. 

Female Armor Sucks  

It’s the naked truth.

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If All Movies Had Cell Phones

Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.

Don’t screw off at work.

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Super Bowl Ice Breakers

The toughest game of the year: the “getting to know you” game. 

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Bathroom Catastrophe

Kids are such crybabies these days.

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Bathroom Catastrophe

Kids are such crybabies these days.

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Scrooge McFucked

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Scrooge McFucked

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:Dear Michael,Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!May God have mercy on your soul.Sincerely,Professor William TurnerP.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.B is the new C

His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them
 thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points. 

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C

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Christmas, Then and Now

Check out our entire Then and Now comic section 

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Jake and Amir: Monopoly

The only way to really win Monopoly is to escape with your sanity intact.

Ahh sheesh, Boardwalk.

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Anti-Drug Dog with Aubrey Plaza. 

Man’s best friend; teenager’s worst nightmare.

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Hardly Working is NOT fake! See more at collegehumor.com/hardlyworking

Shit got real. 

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The Tetris God
Press start!

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The Tetris God

Press start!

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College
We all have REGRETS. Here are the biggest 20 from college #realtalk

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20 Things You’ll Regret Doing in College

We all have REGRETS. Here are the biggest 20 from college #realtalk