What happens in the Magic Kingdom, stays in the Magic Kingdom.
Your favorite films just got a lot shorter.
Don’t screw off at work.
The toughest game of the year: the “getting to know you” game.
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them thisrelatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on thisexam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimatelybrought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to getlucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at asingle question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class tofailing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from nowon.
B is the new C
The only way to really win Monopoly is to escape with your sanity intact.
Ahh sheesh, Boardwalk.
(Source: College Humor)
Anti-Drug Dog with Aubrey Plaza.
Man’s best friend; teenager’s worst nightmare.
Hardly Working is NOT fake! See more at collegehumor.com/hardlyworking
Shit got real.
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