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The comments section is a dangerous place.

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Man, I miss constantly sleeping with models and not being lonely WHATSOEVER

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Employee Manuals…Probably

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies’ employee manuals…probably.

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Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.


Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.


Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.


Think about having a snack.


Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.


Be very unproductive for two hours.


Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.


That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.


Man, when did you become your mom?


Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?


Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

  1. Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.

  2. Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.

  3. Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.

  4. Think about having a snack.

  5. Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.

  6. Be very unproductive for two hours.

  7. Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.

  8. That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.

  9. Man, when did you become your mom?

  10. Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?

  11. Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

Don’t talk to me until you’ve read this article.

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Pretty soundproof business model.

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Read How To Design A Perfect DVD Menu
First, pick the most annoying 7-second music clip and loop it for eternity.

Read How To Design A Perfect DVD Menu

First, pick the most annoying 7-second music clip and loop it for eternity.

Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Start reading —> Flowchart: Do You Have Bedbugs?

Don’t let the bedbugs bite.

Start reading —> Flowchart: Do You Have Bedbugs?

Like a seeing-eye dog, but for jerks.

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