How often do you pay close attention to what is goin’ inside that illuminated square box we all like to watch? Maybe you should OPEN YOUR EYES, man, and actually read some of the things they’re putting on t.v. No, I’m serious, ‘cause television has gotten real weird lately.
20 Deliciously Realistic Food Tattoos [Click for more mistakes]
These people love food. No, like, REALLY love their food. So much so they got their favorite munchies permanently inked into their bodies like monuments to the food gods. And these tattoos look good enough to eat. But you shouldn’t, you cannibal, you.
20 Birds Being Dicks [Click for more dick birds]
Birds think they’re the shit. That’s why they’re always shitting on us.
12 Gangster Babies That Aren’t Here to Mess Around [Click for more]
Being a baby is hard. You’re always droolin, poopin yo’ self, and then there’s the turf wars. Who gets the front seat in the stroller? Who gets the first go at mom’s boobs? Sometimes you gotta get REAL. Sometimes…you got get straight up THUG LYFE.
We can’t pick our family, but we can pick our friends. And we nominate all of these people and animals to be our best friends forever-whether they like it or not. Right, buddy? Yeah, yeah, I’ll take off the handcuffs once you agree that we’re like, super close BFFs.
"Some Nights" by Fun
All-Clucking Version ft. Amy Poehler & Michael Buble (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Whoever said we had to be nice to birds? Not me. They’re not nice to us, why should we be nice to them? Screw ‘em. They can fly all the way south for all I care.
It’s late. Like, really late. You’ve been staring at the computer screen for hours and OH MY GOD DID THAT CAT JUST TALK? Oh phew, no that’s just your brain misfiring. Maybe it’s time to go to bed. But maybe it’s also time to let your delirium take hold and just do some full-on sleep deprivation tripping.
Just Look at this Ridiculously Photogenic Dog [Click for more]
A project that simply started with Instagrams of a coonhound named Maddie balancing on stuff, photoblog MaddieOnThings has blossomed into a full-fledged production; no longer relying on the balancing premise and upgrading the camera beyond Toaster photo filters. This dog is flat out photogenic. The success of the project has blossomed into a nationwide tour(meet the dog!) and a book deal. Just wish he was our best friend.
Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your Soul) [Click for more]
Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into tiny little pieces. You can’t spell true love without hatchet. Well, you can, but that’s not the point. The point is Juggalos love dead bodies and they want you to know.