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College is a time filled with decisions. What to major in, whether or not to join a frat and, most importantly, how to arrange the beds in your dorm room. Once you unpack all your stuff it’s really annoying to move them again. Here are the pros and cons for the seven most common dorm-bed configurations.

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It’s time to stop letting self-MENial ruin your life.

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Employee Manuals…Probably

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies’ employee manuals…probably.

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Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.


Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.


Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.


Think about having a snack.


Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.


Be very unproductive for two hours.


Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.


That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.


Man, when did you become your mom?


Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?


Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

  1. Be SLIGHTLY stressed out about not having enough time or money to eat a healthy lunch.

  2. Construct a very elaborate rationalization about how you can probably just skip lunch today and be fine. Like, you eat three meals a day. You’re eating constantly. Your body probably has so much energy stored up that it won’t even notice if you skip a meal this ONE time.

  3. Immediately regret this plan as soon as you catch even the faintest whiff of someone else’s lunch.

  4. Think about having a snack.

  5. Nah, you’re fine. Snacks are for weaklings.

  6. Be very unproductive for two hours.

  7. Well, okay. So maybe you’re a weakling. That’s fine! There’s no shame in that.

  8. That snack was NOT enough. But if you have more food now, you’ll ruin your appetite for dinner and then throw your whole eating cycle into chaos.

  9. Man, when did you become your mom?

  10. Notice that every task you have to do feels much…harder than usual. Answering an email from a friend? Jesus Christ, who are you, a PUBLIC RELATIONS MOGUL?

  11. Hmm. Weird. You’ve never noticed this before, but everyone you work with is sort of annoying.

Finish reading —> How to Drive Yourself Crazy by Skipping a Meal

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