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1. Take a semi-normal-sounding job.
2. Now perform that job in the DESERT, the ARCTIC, the MOUNTAINS, or an ABANDONED WAREHOUSE HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF PAWN SHOP EMPLOYEES.
3. Add 30+ family members with insane beards who are constantly fighting and subtitled.
4. Throw in a scripted B-Plot where you’re skydiving or learning yoga.
5. ROLL CREDITS AND START THE NEXT EP.
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1. Take a semi-normal-sounding job.

2. Now perform that job in the DESERT, the ARCTIC, the MOUNTAINS, or an ABANDONED WAREHOUSE HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF PAWN SHOP EMPLOYEES.

3. Add 30+ family members with insane beards who are constantly fighting and subtitled.

4. Throw in a scripted B-Plot where you’re skydiving or learning yoga.

5. ROLL CREDITS AND START THE NEXT EP.

Next up —> How To Get On HGTV <— Click to find out

Baby Aunt is your age.  Baby Aunt still wears sweatpants with words on the butt, and she runs track.  Baby Aunt thinks it’s hilarious to call you her “little niece/nephew” and slap you on the back.  Baby Aunt doesn’t understand that when she hits you in the back it really fucking hurts.  That joke got old about six months after you both started kindergarten.  Shut up, Baby Aunt.  Nobody else thinks its that big of a deal that you’re technically an aunt.

Finish reading —> The Five Types of Aunts That Everyone Has

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Show of hands: How many of you have ever been 5 minutes late for something because you couldn’t remember where you put your phone? I can’t see you, but I’m gonna assume that 99% of you have your hands in the air, and the remaining 1% is a bunch of filthy liars. I personally have spent countless hours of my life on my knees, tearing my home apart only to find that my that my phone was crammed between couch cushions, rolled up in a blanket, or, for some reason, buried in the vegetable crisper. If Apple were to include an external keychain remote with with every device they sell, they could ensure that no phone is ever lost again. Just click the panic button and to set off a loud, blaring alarm that will instantly let you find whatever bizarre place you left your iPhone. I mean, think about. Cars have panic buttons, and while I lose phones all the time, I’ve only ever misplaced two cars.

Finish reading —> 6 New Features We’d Like To See On The iPhone 6

9 Things Movies Taught Us Would Be a Way Bigger Deal in College »

Superman is there when you need him most. 

Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner —> Get a load of his Drawfee Tumblr where he makes YouTube videos every. single. day.

Today is V-J Day. If you don&#8217;t know what that means then learn all about WWII &amp; find out.
See the entire history of the world here.

Today is V-J Day. If you don’t know what that means then learn all about WWII & find out.

See the entire history of the world here.

Looking for a job is a full-time job.

Finish reading —> An Honest Guide to Finding a Job

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago&#8230;
How It Works: It&#8217;s like a normal alarm, only it&#8217;s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you&#8230;like, do sex stuff with it&#8230;? Alright, I haven&#8217;t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.
Finish reading &#8212;&gt; 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Why It Motivates You: Hopefully someone already explained this one to you a while ago…

How It Works: It’s like a normal alarm, only it’s shaped like your favorite erogenous zone, and instead of turning it off with a button you…like, do sex stuff with it…? Alright, I haven’t really worked all the kinks out of this one, but trust me, when I can figure out how to make it not disgusting, it will sell.

Finish reading —> 5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

Who&#8217;s better: Dr. Oz or Dr. Dre?
Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Who’s better: Dr. Oz or Dr. Dre?

Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

The club can’t even handle you right now! Because you’re literally taking a dump on the dance floor.

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All the heart-pounding thrills you face every day.

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Who&#8217;s worse: Dr. Hannibal Lector or Zoidberg?
Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

Who’s worse: Dr. Hannibal Lector or Zoidberg?

Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]