“Every time I would call my mom, she would answer by asking me if I wanted ice cream. I was obviously pretty confused and asked her why she kept asking me that. Apparently, she chose a specific ringtone for whenever I called, which so happens to be the scene Forrest Gump where Forrest asks Lt. Dan if he wants ice cream. My mom seriously chose, “Lt. Dan, I got you some icee creaamm. Lt. Dan, iceeee creaaaammmm!” for whenever I call her.”
Professional Golfer Bubba Watson Video Bombs Alex Miceli
At least he didn’t flip him the birdie.
(Source: youtube.com)
A Guide to Summer Migratory Species [Click to continue reading]
“My mom managed to somehow leave me a voicemail of a phone ringing. I have no idea how she did that.”
Pick-Up Lines for the Person You’re Already Dating [Click to continue reading]
(Source: College Humor)
Don’t Text While Driving. Text For More Information.
Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don’t read them.
(Source: College Humor)
Will Ferrell Answers Interviewer’s Phone
They’re in a glass case of embarrassment.




