“We got my mother in law a cell phone for her b-day. When we began to enter numbers into her contacts list, she protested. Saying that she did not want all those people to know her number.”

“My mom introduces herself to me everytime she leaves me a voicemail. Also, she leaves them just to say “hey son, I just wanted you to know I called.” Really, mom? Don’t you think the missed call FROM YOU would tip me off that you called, and that it was YOU that called?”

“My boss’ desk is right next to mine. She’s checking her facebook and says, “I don’t get what people are thinking on facebook.” I go, “what do you mean?” She says, “people sending me messages at all hours of the night, look at this one at 1:00 am!” I respond that, “well, they dont expect you to message them right back.” To which she responded, “yeah but my phone is beeping and waking me up.” I said, “you can turn that off you know.” She looked at me a little confused. I told her to get her daughter to do it when she got home that evening.”

“My dad walked into the apple store today and asked if it was the app store”