Oh, I love him! It’s the guy from that thing.
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Watch Loud’s ‘Unsolicited Advice’ column provides Grade A advice to the problems of celebrities.
This week’s advice goes out to the newly free MC, Remy Ma.
Read: Dear Remy Ma: Going After Nicki Minaj Isn’t Going To Make You Hot Again, But We Know What Will…(Unsolicited Advice)
For this experiment you will need two things: a crying baby and a copy of Katy Perry’s single “Dark Horse.”
Eva Baker uploaded this video of a baby (her daughter?) who isn’t enjoying her car ride, then Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” kicks in and the baby instantly goes into “this is my motherfuckin’ jam” mode.
We have a great show hosted by Will Stephen and FEAT:
THE LUCAS BROTHERS
Every day pop stars and actresses waste thousands of dollars trying to look like glamorous idiots. No need for spending wads of cash to get the pop star look though, the same effect can be achieved with ramen noodles and an old beach towel.
Tune in TODAY starting at 3pm PST.
2 players, 5 games & Skype on Xbox One. Are you ready for Skype Level 48? Pick a side & play along: skype.com/level48
Yes, including the genre you’re thinking.
- At the load screen, tap the K Star six times in a row to skip right to being spotted by a Big Hollywood Agent who wants to make you a Big Hollywood Super Star.
- At the character select screen, swipe down, then left, then left again to gain 5000 Social Media points and a write-up on a some blog calling you an “Instagram Celeb.”
- Tap the Hollywood sign twelve times to up your Star Rating by fucking a photographer at the Torque premiere.
- When talking to the VALET PARKING GUY outside Kim’s perfume launch party, TIP TRIPLE to get four free Speedballs and an exclusive invite to McG’s forty-fifth at his Venice fuckpad.
- When Jake (the Journalist) asks you out, instead of tapping “Sure!” or “Let’s just be friends”, scroll left, then right, then left, then right, then up, then down to gain 100 Love Points and instead get martinis with Chez, a guy who “did some consulting on SAW VI” and “can definitely get you your own reality show, hundo percent.”
BONUS: To up your Star Rating, sign whatever he hands you. That way you can skip all the hard shit.
- When out shopping with Kim, shoplift. It saves Money and increases your Style Points. Plus, whatever, it’ll be fine.
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Accuracy is overrated. It’s the thought that counts. Kind of.
The official voting period ends Tuesday August 5, 2014 at 10:00AM so get your votes in now.
THIS SUMMER’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT SURF, SAND, AND SHAKY PLOT STRUCTURE.
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HAPPY BATMAN DAY! We have 11 episodes of the best series ON THE INTERNET. We dare you to find a better one. Watch them all here.
Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?