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10 Amazingly Ridiculous Lies That Kids Were Tricked Into Believing

10 Amazingly Ridiculous Lies That Kids Were Tricked Into Believing

10 Reasons Why It Would Suck If Your Dick Were An Actual Anaconda - nickiminajgifs

10 Reasons Why It Would Suck If Your Dick Were An Actual Anaconda - nickiminajgifs

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To all of the creative people out there! Twitterers, Facebookers, Tumblrers, Everyoners! The immensely talented Joseph Gordon-Levitt and I are working on a fun set of short films for Joe’s website/TV show HitRecord.org and we are asking for your help! We want to make a series of shorts based off of your secrets. Now, I know that sounds terrifying but Joe and the gang at HitRecord have set up a way for you to ANONYMOUSLY share your secrets with us so we can pick our favorites and act them out for his website/television show! All the info is in the video above. You can also contribute and learn more BY CLICKING HERE! HitRecord.org is a wonderful community of human beings that want to collaborate and actually make things. Join the fun!

CLICK HERE TO LEARN MORE!

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15 Babies That Look Just Like Celebrities

There’s a close connection between tropical storms and genitalia.

Jimmy Kimmel Made a Mashup of Dick-Shaped Weather Patterns

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Once you hear it, it’ll seem so obvious.

Watch —> The Best Reason Not To Share Nude Photos

The Truman Show Alternate Ending
Truman: Was nothing real?Director: You were real.Truman: Did you guys have cameras everywhere? Director: Yes. Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? Director: Everywhere.Truman: So everyone…everyone’s seen me masturbate?Director: Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.Truman: And my wife? She’s just an actress?Director: Correct.Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?Director: Kinda.Truman: That time when I was 8…Director: Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.Truman: Wow. Not cool. Director: Not at all.Truman: I think I’m gonna go ahead and stay out of the real world. Director: Yeah, we’ve all seen you do some pretty sick stuff.Truman: …..Director: And if you could masturbate more that’d be fantastic. We’ve been getting KILLED by “Two and a Half Men.” 

The Truman Show Alternate Ending

Truman: Was nothing real?

Director: You were real.

Truman:
 Did you guys have cameras everywhere? 

Director: Yes. 

Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? 

Director: Everywhere.

Truman:
 So everyone…everyone’s seen me masturbate?

Director: 
Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.

Truman: And my wife? She’s just an actress?

Director: Correct.

Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?

Director:
 Kinda.

Truman:
 That time when I was 8…

Director:
 Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.

Truman: Wow. Not cool. 

Director: Not at all.

Truman: I think I’m gonna go ahead and stay out of the real world. 

Director: Yeah, we’ve all seen you do some pretty sick stuff.

Truman:
 …..

Director: And if you could masturbate more that’d be fantastic. We’ve been getting KILLED by “Two and a Half Men.” 

Conspiracy theory of the day.

Official Proof Hollywood Stars Are Grown In A Secret Lab (Celebrity Twins)

Additional reading:

TV and Movie Characters You Didn’t Know Were Related in Real Life

Did You Know…

Finish reading —> TV and Movie Characters You Didn’t Know Were Related in Real Life

Anaconda (The Educational Version)

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PussyFace: Super Villain Extraordinaire

Cat got your gun?

1 of 8 SPANKING new videos on our brand new YouTube channel CH2

Which one is your favorite? 

Can you tell which of these were read by children on laptops and which of them were read by slightly smarter children on walls?

Start —> QUIZ: Justin Bieber Tweet or Kindergarten Classroom Poster?

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Think your childhood memories have recovered? Think again.

Finish reading —> The Dark and Twisted Versions Of Pop Culture Duos That You Never Thought You’d See

Back again with a new macabre take on your favorite childhood memories, Paul Ribera has now turned to haunting pop culture duos. 

More Paul Rivera

Winnie the Pooh Gone DARK

90’s Cartoons With Drug Problems Will Take You to Nightmaretown

Sexual Assault PSA - Learn what you can do and take the pledge to be part of the solution at itsonus.org

When a teacher gives you two homework assignments for the same class Precious Plum - The Full Series —> Honey Boo Boo Parody Series

When a teacher gives you two homework assignments for the same class 

Precious Plum - The Full Series —> Honey Boo Boo Parody Series

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