The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians)

1) Steve Martin (as a stand-up)
They rocked high school in every way imaginable: valedictorian, a 4.5 GPA, president of every club, star of every team. That all changed when they got to college (on a full scholarship, no less) and decided they just didn’t care anymore. Their grades are awful, they have no ambition, they picked a throwaway major, and generally don’t care about anything past television and getting Twitter followers. They’ve also picked up weird hobbies like the banjo -  4 more class clowns to go

UVA Commencement Address 2013: Stephen Colbert

Boy, this Colbert Report opening was LONG!

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Patton Oswalt’s 8 Minute Parks and Rec Star Wars Rant, Animated

This is what filibuster is? Heck we can do this whole government thing if we wanted!

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Crazy Science Experiment Goes Horribly Right

I’m tired of these motha f’n experiments!

Miguel’s Leg Drop on Girl at Billboard Music Awards Commentated by WWE’s Jim Ross

Adorn isn’t really a scary entrance song…

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The Lonely Island: Diaper Money

You probably don’t want this money to make it rain…

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Taylor Swift is Totally Grossed Out by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

In that 2 second time frame she wrote a song about them.

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FOMO Horror Movie Trailer (with Anna Camp)

Coming to a theatre only near your friends.  Not you. 

Nooooooooooooo! the Supercut

OKAY! A simple “no” would have sufficed.

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10 Celebs That Have the Power to Shoot Lasers Out of Their Eyes

What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.

Old Sport

Why throw your shirts on the bed when you can RIP THEM OFF.

Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong in 1998

A two-man wolfpack.

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Video: Jake and Amir: Rick Fox 4 (with Eliza Dushku)

Nobody loves chickens more than Rick Fox. 

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The 5 Best Parts of Melissa Joan Hart’s Horrible Failure of a Kickstarter

In case you haven’t heard, Melissa Joan Hart tried to take a page from the Veronica Mars playbook and fund a movie of her own on Kickstarter. The plan failed spectacularly, raising only $50,000 of its $2,000,000 goal. Here’s the full story.

John Lennon “Imagine” x Paul McCartney & Wings “Band on the Run”

So weird! Its like they were in the same band or something.

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