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Man Has Had Sex with Over 1,000 Cars

He’s a tailpipe man.

(Source: youtube.com)

Car Takes FOUR MINUTES To Exit Parking Lot

This person needs to be in driver’s special ed.

(Source: youtube.com)

What Happens When a Parking Lot Has No Lines
It’s good to think - and park - outside the box.

What Happens When a Parking Lot Has No Lines

It’s good to think - and park - outside the box.

(Source: reddit.com)

Just because I’m livin’ hard doesn’t mean I’m not livin’ cute.

12 Gangsta Cars with Cartoon Themes [Click for more]

1. Cars: Cars can’t talk. This is supposed to be a heartwarming tale about a cocky protagonist learning what really matters in life, right? Too bad the audience is COMPLETELY unable to focus on this aspect because, oh yeah, all of the characters are CARS, but they all somehow manage to speak PERFECT ENGLISH! I tried talking to MY car in English once, and all it did was sit there silently and remind me how LONELY I am!
2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: Magic isn’t real. This movie starts out great when it looks like it’s going to be about how to ostracize people who are weird and small. But then, all of a sudden, it turns out that the wimpy kid with glasses has MAGIC POWERS! Oh, wow, totally believable, except that MAGIC DOESN’T EXIST! I’ve known this ever since a magician came to my sixth birthday party and said he was going to pull a rabbit out of a hat but wound up just having sex with my mom.
3. The Fox and the Hound: In real life, it is impossible to overcome differences. I haven’t spoken to my brother in TEN YEARS because he thinks Paul McCartney is more talented than John Lennon, but I’m supposed to believe that a fox and a hound will IGNORE the roles society has already laid out for them and become FRIENDS? No way. Also, I REALLY MISS my brother.
4. Rookie of the Year: The Cubs are terrible. Seriously, have you seen their record this year? It’s pathetic.
1 MORE HUGE Plot Hole in a Classic Children’s Films [Click to read]

1. Cars: Cars can’t talk. This is supposed to be a heartwarming tale about a cocky protagonist learning what really matters in life, right? Too bad the audience is COMPLETELY unable to focus on this aspect because, oh yeah, all of the characters are CARS, but they all somehow manage to speak PERFECT ENGLISH! I tried talking to MY car in English once, and all it did was sit there silently and remind me how LONELY I am!

2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: Magic isn’t real. This movie starts out great when it looks like it’s going to be about how to ostracize people who are weird and small. But then, all of a sudden, it turns out that the wimpy kid with glasses has MAGIC POWERS! Oh, wow, totally believable, except that MAGIC DOESN’T EXIST! I’ve known this ever since a magician came to my sixth birthday party and said he was going to pull a rabbit out of a hat but wound up just having sex with my mom.

3. The Fox and the Hound: In real life, it is impossible to overcome differences. I haven’t spoken to my brother in TEN YEARS because he thinks Paul McCartney is more talented than John Lennon, but I’m supposed to believe that a fox and a hound will IGNORE the roles society has already laid out for them and become FRIENDS? No way. Also, I REALLY MISS my brother.

4. Rookie of the Year: The Cubs are terrible. Seriously, have you seen their record this year? It’s pathetic.

1 MORE HUGE Plot Hole in a Classic Children’s Films [Click to read]

Jay Leno Gets to Drive Batman’s Tumbler Because He’s Jay Leno

Quick, Batman! Your car’s been stolen by a Joker!

(Source: youtube.com)

Well Done Sexy Ad for Shitty Used Car

It rides so smooth that… Oh, it’s not on yet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Coloring in a Car With a Sharpie Seemed Like a Good Idea
They didn’t make Rome in a day.

Coloring in a Car With a Sharpie Seemed Like a Good Idea

They didn’t make Rome in a day.

Couple Caught Having Sex While Driving On The Highway

To be fair, their turn-on signals were illuminated.

Batman Carseat is Both Awesome and Unsettling
For when Santa’s lap just doesn’t feel safe enough.

Batman Carseat is Both Awesome and Unsettling

For when Santa’s lap just doesn’t feel safe enough.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Guy Climbs on Car With Bucket on Head, Surprise Bucket Underneath
Beautiful on the outside and the inside.

Guy Climbs on Car With Bucket on Head, Surprise Bucket Underneath

Beautiful on the outside and the inside.

(Source: tumblr.4gifs.com)

HUEHUEHUE Bus
Lol requested.

HUEHUEHUE Bus

Lol requested.

(Source: gifak.net)

Drake Having Trouble Starting His $3 Million Bugatti

Now we here, I guess.

World’s Greatest Man Only Needs To Make One Trip
Eat your heart out, Berverly Hillbillies.

World’s Greatest Man Only Needs To Make One Trip

Eat your heart out, Berverly Hillbillies.

(Source: reddit.com)

Drop the Bass Car Accident

The beat may have dropped, but insurance rates did not.

(Source: youtube.com)