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You Know Iron Man, Well Now Meet Iron VAN
Test drive the new Chevy Avenger.

You Know Iron Man, Well Now Meet Iron VAN

Test drive the new Chevy Avenger.

(Source: reddit.com)

Don’t Tie Rocks to Your Bumper Because This
Now you get to watch the rock shatter the car window guess that’s why they call it car window pane.

Don’t Tie Rocks to Your Bumper Because This

Now you get to watch the rock shatter the car window guess that’s why they call it car window pane.

(Source: reddit.com)

Russia: Car Crashes Into River, Is Pretty Chill With What Just Happened

Is it a case of advanced technology or just stubborn Russian resilience?

(Source: youtube.com)

This Driver Must Love Pi
Homie needs a slice of reality.

This Driver Must Love Pi

Homie needs a slice of reality.

Some Guy Covered His Ferrari in Felt
Sure rides smooth.

Some Guy Covered His Ferrari in Felt

Sure rides smooth.

(Source: reddit.com)

Winnie the Pooh Thinks Playtime is Over: Weird Car Graffiti
I love it when you call me big Pooh Bear.

Winnie the Pooh Thinks Playtime is Over: Weird Car Graffiti

I love it when you call me big Pooh Bear.

(Source: reddit.com)

Trucks Getting Wrecked By A Low-Ass Bridge

You must be THIS tall to drive this way.

Scarface x Seinfeld

Say hello to my little Junior Mint.

(Source: youtube.com)

Dumb White Girls Instagram Tips

Could use a filter.

(Source: youtube.com)

Man Has Had Sex with Over 1,000 Cars

He’s a tailpipe man.

(Source: youtube.com)

Car Takes FOUR MINUTES To Exit Parking Lot

This person needs to be in driver’s special ed.

(Source: youtube.com)

What Happens When a Parking Lot Has No Lines
It’s good to think - and park - outside the box.

What Happens When a Parking Lot Has No Lines

It’s good to think - and park - outside the box.

(Source: reddit.com)

Just because I’m livin’ hard doesn’t mean I’m not livin’ cute.

12 Gangsta Cars with Cartoon Themes [Click for more]

1. Cars: Cars can’t talk. This is supposed to be a heartwarming tale about a cocky protagonist learning what really matters in life, right? Too bad the audience is COMPLETELY unable to focus on this aspect because, oh yeah, all of the characters are CARS, but they all somehow manage to speak PERFECT ENGLISH! I tried talking to MY car in English once, and all it did was sit there silently and remind me how LONELY I am!
2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: Magic isn’t real. This movie starts out great when it looks like it’s going to be about how to ostracize people who are weird and small. But then, all of a sudden, it turns out that the wimpy kid with glasses has MAGIC POWERS! Oh, wow, totally believable, except that MAGIC DOESN’T EXIST! I’ve known this ever since a magician came to my sixth birthday party and said he was going to pull a rabbit out of a hat but wound up just having sex with my mom.
3. The Fox and the Hound: In real life, it is impossible to overcome differences. I haven’t spoken to my brother in TEN YEARS because he thinks Paul McCartney is more talented than John Lennon, but I’m supposed to believe that a fox and a hound will IGNORE the roles society has already laid out for them and become FRIENDS? No way. Also, I REALLY MISS my brother.
4. Rookie of the Year: The Cubs are terrible. Seriously, have you seen their record this year? It’s pathetic.
1 MORE HUGE Plot Hole in a Classic Children’s Films [Click to read]

1. Cars: Cars can’t talk. This is supposed to be a heartwarming tale about a cocky protagonist learning what really matters in life, right? Too bad the audience is COMPLETELY unable to focus on this aspect because, oh yeah, all of the characters are CARS, but they all somehow manage to speak PERFECT ENGLISH! I tried talking to MY car in English once, and all it did was sit there silently and remind me how LONELY I am!

2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: Magic isn’t real. This movie starts out great when it looks like it’s going to be about how to ostracize people who are weird and small. But then, all of a sudden, it turns out that the wimpy kid with glasses has MAGIC POWERS! Oh, wow, totally believable, except that MAGIC DOESN’T EXIST! I’ve known this ever since a magician came to my sixth birthday party and said he was going to pull a rabbit out of a hat but wound up just having sex with my mom.

3. The Fox and the Hound: In real life, it is impossible to overcome differences. I haven’t spoken to my brother in TEN YEARS because he thinks Paul McCartney is more talented than John Lennon, but I’m supposed to believe that a fox and a hound will IGNORE the roles society has already laid out for them and become FRIENDS? No way. Also, I REALLY MISS my brother.

4. Rookie of the Year: The Cubs are terrible. Seriously, have you seen their record this year? It’s pathetic.

1 MORE HUGE Plot Hole in a Classic Children’s Films [Click to read]

Jay Leno Gets to Drive Batman’s Tumbler Because He’s Jay Leno

Quick, Batman! Your car’s been stolen by a Joker!

(Source: youtube.com)