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Captain America (2011)

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imageWeird how this movie started as a cool, stylized time-period origin story, then for the entire second half of the movie, there’s just this giant COUNTDOWN TO AVENGERS MOVIE clock in the center of the screen? Ballsy artistic choice.

Oh! For the record, I’m talking about the film Captain America: The First Avenger. You know, what we all called it.

Racist Captain America

It turns out the superhero is super insensitive. 

(Source: youtube.com)

Captain America’s Only Weakness
Looking back, this scene from “The Avengers” was surprisingly low rent.

Captain America’s Only Weakness

Looking back, this scene from “The Avengers” was surprisingly low rent.

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The Dark Knight Meets The Avengers

Only one thing can heal Batman’s tortured soul: volleyball.

The Dark Knight Meets The Avengers

Only one thing can heal Batman’s tortured soul: volleyball.

Horrible Avengers Costumes
I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.

Horrible Avengers Costumes

I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.

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The Dark Knight Meets The Avengers

Only one thing can heal Batman’s tortured soul: volleyball.

Thor Fumbles Hammer
God of Thunder, fingers of butter.

Thor Fumbles Hammer

God of Thunder, fingers of butter.

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How The Avengers Should Have Ended

Nice and Loki

Best of Dorkly: Captain America Uses Drugs

He’s as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.

(Source: College Humor)

The Avengers Wait For A Bus

If they can not save the Earth with their environmentalism, they will avenge it!

(Source: College Humor)

Too Many Avengers 

The world’s most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.

(Source: College Humor)


Captain America Checks Out Sexy Billboard


“So, uh, you advertise here often?”

“So, uh, you advertise here often?”

(Source: College Humor)

Ultra-Violent Lego Captain America

I didn’t see the Captain America movie, but I assume it wasn’t this violent, or entertaining, or good at all.

Superhero Cake
“Mom, you’re so stupid! You can’t mix Marvel and DC!” - Tommy, 31
More nerdy delights over at CollegeHumor.com

Superhero Cake

“Mom, you’re so stupid! You can’t mix Marvel and DC!” - Tommy, 31

More nerdy delights over at CollegeHumor.com

(Source: College Humor)