Rough Love: Chocolate Delight

One night, me and my boyfriend were hanging out on my bed talking and eating m&m’s. After awhile we started going at it, and when we were finished I sat up and he got a grossed out look on his face and said “ewww babe, what’s all over your back?!” Turns out we had dropped a couple m&m’s and they had melted and squished underneath us.
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Skittles is Now a Terrible, Terrible Beverage

Better not get these trick-or-treating now…

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How To Smoke Pot For The First Time 

Throw some of these doobalicious terms around and people will just assume you’re a boss. Moving on to Step 3

Butt Finger is Now a Delicious Ice Cream Flavor

Hold the fudge

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Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy [Click to watch]

It only gets weirder from there.

Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy [Click to watch]

Discover “Mr. Runch Slam”: the idea of an actual human.

The Troll: Easter, Oral, and Homemade Fruit Roll-Ups [Click for more]

Mmmmm….commercials.

Bleep Bloop: The M&M’s Trilogy

There are three M&M videogames, and they’re all completely insane.

Mini Hot Dog Made Out of Starbursts Candy

Taste the mustardy rainbow.

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Pixie Stick Ramen Noodles Will Result in Your Death Probably

Hey at least it covers a few food groups.

(Source: narcimallows)

Staff Jokes [Click for more]

Every foolish idea is just a Tweet waiting to be Tweeted.

Child Told Raw Egg Is Candy

Cruelty to children is the same in every language.

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Gummy Bear Nutrition Facts

..written by Willy Wonka

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Best Snacks from the ’90s [Click to vote]

Hardly Working: Sticky Kids

It’s got Thomas Middleditch and Josh Ruben playing kids on massive sugar highs. CLICK ALREADY.