“I went to post office to send a package to a cousin in Canada. When I gave the lady my package and told her it was going to Canada she said there would be an extra fee. I asked her what for and she said, “There is an extra fee for shipping it overseas.” She should not be dealing with any sort of mailing service. Ever.”
Stay away from my package!
Extreme Fire Hazard, Don’t Even Fart in the Forest
Your next fart could be silent, and deadlier than you ever imagined.
(Source: reddit.com)
Prince Charles DJing in Canada
If this isn’t enough for you, Internet, you should know his mom has corgis.
At least it wasn’t a smear ad.
(Source: College Humor)
It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you sound after the game.
(Source: College Humor)
Sociology
- Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
- Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
- When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.
Modern Warfare
Ethnic Studies
- “Hold me back bro!” How to yell this in a way that implies that if your bros weren’t holding you back, oh man, it would go down.
- “Yeah? Come at me bro!” Perquisite: No fewer than four (4) popped collars.
- The game Modern Warfare.
- Puerto-Rican girls and why they aren’t returning your texts.
- Being Canadian and why that doesn’t means you’re ethnic, Dwayne.
- Seriously, Dwayne. At least stop saying the N word.
(Source: College Humor)
