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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus
I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.
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A Letter from That One Ugly Concrete Building on Campus

I know what you think of me. I hear your little nicknames for me: “The Fortress,” “The Cubes,” “The Bloc,” “Castle Grayskull.” I see the way the tour guides make little jokes and usher away prospective students before anyone can look at me too long. Well, you fuckers don’t know balls about shit.

What? You spend thirty minutes in one art history class and suddenly you think you’re Frank Fucking Gehry? You have no idea what you’re talking about. You couldn’t tell a Gothic building from Bauhaus if you had your head shoved right up its buttresses. Sorry? What was that? Something about me looking boring? Gosh, I guess it’s hard to hear you with your mouth full of Johnny Ive’s minimalist cock. But hey, I don’t take it personally. Because I know this isn’t about me; it’s about you.

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<b>Trick or Treating on Campus

Having a good Halloween on a college campus can be difficult. Every one of your friends wants to go out to “parties,” get “drunk“ and get “handjobs“ from “girls.” Well you and me, man, we know 364 days a year are about handjobs, Halloween is about one thing: Candy. So here’s where you should go to get some.

  1. Your RA’s room: Your RA is probably a big enough tool to have gotten some bullshit candy like fun size Milky Ways or M&M Minis. So don’t even give him the option of trick or treat. He gets trick. Just lie down on the floor outside his room and pee under his door.

    Wanna know where else you can score the best candy on campus? Read more here.

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