Males Costumes on Every College Campus
The chart doesn’t show the .03% that still think the Borat costume is funny.
“I work on my school’s campus in the Spanish building. When I applied they said I didn’t need to know spanish, so when they asked me in the interview I told them I wasn’t majoring in it or currently taking it. I did make the mistake of say I took it all through High School. So now when I go into work EVERYTHING is in spanish, I have to use a spanish dictionary to decode what I’m suppose to do.”
That’ll teach them to do good deeds.
<b>Trick or Treating on Campus
Having a good Halloween on a college campus can be difficult. Every one of your friends wants to go out to “parties,” get “drunk“ and get “handjobs“ from “girls.” Well you and me, man, we know 364 days a year are about handjobs, Halloween is about one thing: Candy. So here’s where you should go to get some.
- Your RA’s room: Your RA is probably a big enough tool to have gotten some bullshit candy like fun size Milky Ways or M&M Minis. So don’t even give him the option of trick or treat. He gets trick. Just lie down on the floor outside his room and pee under his door.
Wanna know where else you can score the best candy on campus? Read more here.
(Source: College Humor)
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(Source: College Humor)
