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20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t)

#14 - An Expensive Umbrella - This is the best umbrella ever. You love everything about this purchase. Life is going your way. No rain can bring you down. You’ll jauntily arrive at your destination the day you purchase this fine piece of human innovation, drop it in the umbrella bucket at the front door, and never see that umbrella again.

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20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t)

#17 - More Flannel Shirts - There is no question that a flannel shirt is the perfect autumnal attire. But you already own enough flannel shirts. You’re probably wearing one now. It’s a really nuanced plaid that your mom says looks great on you. And it does. But, you know what else? It looks good on the 40 other people in your immediate proximity who are wearing slight variations of that shirt. For the sake of crowds, and gatherings of any sort, let’s all just cool it on the plaid flannel shirts this fall. Go put on a nice sweater instead. Your mom thinks that looks great too.

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20 Things You’ll Buy in the Fall (But Really Shouldn’t)

6.  Store-bought Halloween Costume -  There’s no rule that you have to go out on Halloween. That being said, there is one that you’ll look like a giant dweeb if you buy a prepackaged costume at the store. No matter which costume you choose, when you buy your costume at the store, the only thing people will see you as is an uncreative, cheap material-wearing fool. On top of all that, not making your own costume pretty much guarantees that someone else at the party will be wearing the same thing—which can be pretty humiliating, especially when that other person is twelve-years-old.

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