What do you mean you didn’t know celebrities had secret eye-laser abilities? Where have you been, living under an oblivion rock? God, get it together and open your non-laser filled eyes.
Being famous is more awesomer than anything.
Dubya’s got the magic touch.
The Grampa-in-Chief gets grumps on the Bieb.
"No, leave me. I want to become one with the shrub so this glory will last forever." -football player after eating a lot of mushrooms.