Nobody gives a shit. Fuck it. Just do it.
“My boyfriend and I decided to cook dinner together one night. We both love spicy food so one ingredient in the meal was “inferno banana peppers” he had grown in his garden that summer. Both of us chopped up some of these peppers for the meal and thought nothing of it. Later that night we started fooling around and he started using his hands on me..you know, down there. Well, if you think residue from inferno peppers burns your mouth, imagine what it does to the sensitive skin of a vag… Thankfully we’re super comfortable with one another and after the immense pain subsided we got a good laugh but anytime we cook with those now, we use gloves!”
Someone’s having a bad day.
Just take a minute and imagine what that must smell like.
Ugh, the baby’s crying, but you can never tell what’s upsetting her.
(Source: College Humor)