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15 Awesome Words of Wisdom From Fast Food Signs

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up
Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

This Kid Has High Hopes For Himself When He Grows Up

Shoot for the moon, kid, becase even if you miss, you’ll still land that job at Burger King.

(Source: reddit.com)

Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm
The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm

The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Fast Food Knuckle Tattoos
This knuckle sandwich don’t come slow-cooked.

Fast Food Knuckle Tattoos

This knuckle sandwich don’t come slow-cooked.

(Source: img.izismile.com)

Burger King Trolls McDonalds
A solemn bunch of Sad Meals were left anonymously by the construction site.

Burger King Trolls McDonalds

A solemn bunch of Sad Meals were left anonymously by the construction site.

(Source: reddit.com)

13 Signs That Are Getting A Little Too Aggressive [Click for more]

Ugh, whatever, these signs are such jerks. I mean, they are just BLATANTLY judging you. God, I KNOW I need to lose weight but can you just be a little more sensitive?? Now excuse me, I have an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s waiting for me at home.

I went to visit a friend in Key West and ended up getting so drunk I ran off and ended up passing out in the bushes of a Burger King drive-thu. I was awoken by 6 cops that didn’t seem too happy. One of the cops asked if I had taken any drugs or alcohol that evening. My response was “Sir, I won’t lie I haven’t taken any drugs but I’m fucking wasted.” All of the cops started laughing and eventually drove me back to my friend’s apartment. I found out later they took photos of me while I was passed out and managed to send them to my friend.

Ronald McDonald at Burger King
He just wanted to have it his way for once.

Ronald McDonald at Burger King

He just wanted to have it his way for once.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Fruiting Drive-Through Prank

In your hand!

BuzzFeed put together this awesome GIF article recapping our Bacon Sundae Battle

Spoiler Alert: WE WON!

(Source: College Humor)

Bacon Sundae Challenge vs. Buzzfeed
Full album on our Facebook page.

Bacon Sundae Challenge vs. Buzzfeed

Full album on our Facebook page.

Protester Loves Vaginas
She’s sure to succeed in her cause with the Burger King at her side. 

Protester Loves Vaginas

She’s sure to succeed in her cause with the Burger King at her side. 

(Source: College Humor)

Japanese Man Orders Whopper With 1050 Bacon Strips

He was the happiest man on Earth until he had a heart attack in the middle of Burger King.

(Source: College Humor)


Self Portrait Tattoo


It was a total waste of money—his face got stuck that way forever.

It was a total waste of money—his face got stuck that way forever.

(Source: College Humor)