That moment when you wake up inside an action movie but aren’t sure which role you’re playing? Say no more. We better get to the bottom of this and fast: the fate of the entire planet may be riding on it.
In this week’s “Adventures of Kim Jong Un,” our most glorious leader uses nuclear weapons for their original purpose: helping children.
Yipee-ki-yay, mother truffle.
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What type of Mickey Mouse corporation would even attempt such a thing?
Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays.
He was short pants.
This Looks Shopped of the Day: inb4 Willist boner.