Trying to have a wholesome thanksgiving dinner with friends and my brother still only has one thing on his mind…
“Back when my husband and I were engaged, we lived in a very small apartment. One morning, I had the day off and we were having sex on the kitchen table. We were nearly finished when my brother burst into the apartment. He had heard the noise and thought that, because it was the middle of the day, we were being robbed.”
Brother from another lover
The polite, yet slightly confused neighbor in me wants to call him “a real character”.
I sent my bf a sexy pic of me cooking dinner in my lingerie…when he got home, he told me to go “put some clothes on” because he invited his brother over since I was “actually cooking something good”…nice eh?
(Source: College Humor)