No, you definitely didn’t smoke too much, right? Oh my god your face is MELTING!
“My mother still types with two fingers and needs help turning on her laptop. Despite my misgivings, we bought her an iPad for Christmas. After opening the box and removing the protective cover, she tried to pry apart the iPad’s metallic casing. $600 well spent.”
And just like that, Mike evolved from a man-child into a broken man.
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Well at least it can carry all that stuff away.
Say what you will, but I’m just glad to see Joe Pesci getting work these days.
"Hey Apple, I’m not gay, I’m just drunk."
Not even the world’s smallest violin would play for it.
You know what they say, if it’s broken, barely fix it.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
If this is a joke, maybe that bald Bill Gates guy is still alive.
It’s as easy as getting a new phone every time you forget your password.