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It’s Christmas!

And nobody understands it better than “MrMischiefVIP”.

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Awkward Award Presentation

And it’s not just because they’re British.

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Koala Enters Canoe

And the jerk doesn’t even help paddle.

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Dog Drives Car! Dog Drives Car!

It’s what happens when a dog finally catches one.

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James Bond Resigns Following 790 Sexual Affairs [Click for Full Report]
James Bond, a longtime agent with the British Secret Service, has announced his resignation after being implicated in a vast number of sexual affairs. He issued the following statement earlier today:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming. I am here to announce that I am stepping down from my position with British Intelligence and handing in my License To Kill, effective immediately. The fact is, I willingly engaged in conduct unbefitting an individual in my profession, as I have engaged in inappropriate sexual contact with approximately 790 different individuals during my tenure with this organization, in a variety of locations around the world including numerous boats, moving vehicles, and areas just outside volcanic villain lairs, often times massively endangering myself, my sexual partner, and my mission in the process.
First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt: To the British government and its citizens, to M, to Miss Moneypenny, and most of all, to my loving wife of more than 30 years, Susan Wertz-Bond. Suzie, you’ll always be my rock, and I thank you for all of your unwavering support during this trying time.
Now, a lot of you didn’t know I was married, and there’s a reason for that: I’m an international superagent who constantly puts myself and those around me in mortal danger. Do you really expect me to go around wearing a wedding band and mentioning my wife willy-nilly when I’m banging villain-mistresses by the half-dozen inside laser-guarded kill-chambers? Sure, if I didn’t love my wife and wanted someone to come kidnap her, I could say “sorry I’m married” and refrain from constant sex with mysterious and often incredibly dangerous strangers, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. And yes, this also applies to when I’m off duty and frequent local pubs, and when I banged that Chili’s hostess six weeks ago, and when I slept with my wife’s sister Denise while she was visiting her grandmother in the hospital: The fact is, you just never know who’s secretly an evil double-agent, so it’s best to just never mention your wife in front of anyone, ever. I stand by that. [Keep Reading]

James Bond Resigns Following 790 Sexual Affairs [Click for Full Report]

James Bond, a longtime agent with the British Secret Service, has announced his resignation after being implicated in a vast number of sexual affairs. He issued the following statement earlier today:

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for coming. I am here to announce that I am stepping down from my position with British Intelligence and handing in my License To Kill, effective immediately. The fact is, I willingly engaged in conduct unbefitting an individual in my profession, as I have engaged in inappropriate sexual contact with approximately 790 different individuals during my tenure with this organization, in a variety of locations around the world including numerous boats, moving vehicles, and areas just outside volcanic villain lairs, often times massively endangering myself, my sexual partner, and my mission in the process.

First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone I’ve hurt: To the British government and its citizens, to M, to Miss Moneypenny, and most of all, to my loving wife of more than 30 years, Susan Wertz-Bond. Suzie, you’ll always be my rock, and I thank you for all of your unwavering support during this trying time.

Now, a lot of you didn’t know I was married, and there’s a reason for that: I’m an international superagent who constantly puts myself and those around me in mortal danger. Do you really expect me to go around wearing a wedding band and mentioning my wife willy-nilly when I’m banging villain-mistresses by the half-dozen inside laser-guarded kill-chambers? Sure, if I didn’t love my wife and wanted someone to come kidnap her, I could say “sorry I’m married” and refrain from constant sex with mysterious and often incredibly dangerous strangers, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. And yes, this also applies to when I’m off duty and frequent local pubs, and when I banged that Chili’s hostess six weeks ago, and when I slept with my wife’s sister Denise while she was visiting her grandmother in the hospital: The fact is, you just never know who’s secretly an evil double-agent, so it’s best to just never mention your wife in front of anyone, ever. I stand by that. [Keep Reading]

Drake’s Secret British Roots

CheeriYOLO, old chap h

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British TV Show Explains Star Wars

For an American’s explanation of “Doctor Who,” please turn to whatever channel is currently showing a goat bleating into a coffee can.

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Vague Sign Post
If you want to go to “somewhere else” you should go that way, but not “that way” because that way leads away from “somewhere else” and toward somewhere else entirely.

Vague Sign Post

If you want to go to “somewhere else” you should go that way, but not “that way” because that way leads away from “somewhere else” and toward somewhere else entirely.

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15 Prince Harry Headlines [Click to continue reading]
If you hadn’t already heard, Prince Harry was recently photographed buck naked in Vegas during a game of strip billiards. We here at CH assembled some headlines that didn’t quite make the (uncircumcised) cut.

15 Prince Harry Headlines [Click to continue reading]

If you hadn’t already heard, Prince Harry was recently photographed buck naked in Vegas during a game of strip billiards. We here at CH assembled some headlines that didn’t quite make the (uncircumcised) cut.

BBC America Ad Properly Placed
There’s also a TLC ad inside the can.

BBC America Ad Properly Placed

There’s also a TLC ad inside the can.

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Balloons

Party up!

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The King’s Speech Rap - 24 Awesome Rap Tributes to Movies and Video Games

I have no idea what he’s saying, because I don’t understand rap.

More Specific Drink Regulations
NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg stirred controversy recently when he announced intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks. We decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages. 

More Specific Drink Regulations

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg stirred controversy recently when he announced intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks. We decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages. 

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British Shin-Kicking Championship

Loser has to throw another shrimp on the barbie.

Introducing CollegeHumor Staff’s Favorite Internet Videos
These all hold a special place in our cold, cold hearts.

Introducing CollegeHumor Staff’s Favorite Internet Videos

These all hold a special place in our cold, cold hearts.

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