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The only thing a creepy dude will respect is another dude. 

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The Truman Show Alternate Ending
Truman: Was nothing real?Director: You were real.Truman: Did you guys have cameras everywhere? Director: Yes. Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? Director: Everywhere.Truman: So everyone…everyone’s seen me masturbate?Director: Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.Truman: And my wife? She’s just an actress?Director: Correct.Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?Director: Kinda.Truman: That time when I was 8…Director: Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.Truman: Wow. Not cool. Director: Not at all.Truman: I think I’m gonna go ahead and stay out of the real world. Director: Yeah, we’ve all seen you do some pretty sick stuff.Truman: …..Director: And if you could masturbate more that’d be fantastic. We’ve been getting KILLED by “Two and a Half Men.” 

The Truman Show Alternate Ending

Truman: Was nothing real?

Director: You were real.

Truman:
 Did you guys have cameras everywhere? 

Director: Yes. 

Truman: Even by my computer in the basement? 

Director: Everywhere.

Truman:
 So everyone…everyone’s seen me masturbate?

Director: 
Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.

Truman: And my wife? She’s just an actress?

Director: Correct.

Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?

Director:
 Kinda.

Truman:
 That time when I was 8…

Director:
 Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.

Truman: Wow. Not cool. 

Director: Not at all.

Truman: I think I’m gonna go ahead and stay out of the real world. 

Director: Yeah, we’ve all seen you do some pretty sick stuff.

Truman:
 …..

Director: And if you could masturbate more that’d be fantastic. We’ve been getting KILLED by “Two and a Half Men.” 

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The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

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