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Time is DEFINITELY not on your side.
Finish reading —> This is Why You’re Late For Work Every Morning

Time is DEFINITELY not on your side.

Finish reading —> This is Why You’re Late For Work Every Morning

Blackout Morning

The morning after is the perfect time to ponder “Dude, Where’s My Car?” and other great mysteries of life

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We can think of a couple products that deserve it.

Finish reading If Other Products Had Cigarette-Style Graphic Warnings

Taco Bell just introduced the Waffle Taco to their morning menu. Your welcome!
Tacos are a classic masterpiece of compact unhealthiness. It’s essentially a wallet of meat and cheese that we shove in our mouths as fast as we can. So why are we wasting our precious gorging time on all those stupid tortillas when we could be scooping our portable feasts with fluffy, golden waffles?
Read 10 Foods That Should Exist

Taco Bell just introduced the Waffle Taco to their morning menu. Your welcome!

Tacos are a classic masterpiece of compact unhealthiness. It’s essentially a wallet of meat and cheese that we shove in our mouths as fast as we can. So why are we wasting our precious gorging time on all those stupid tortillas when we could be scooping our portable feasts with fluffy, golden waffles?

Read 10 Foods That Should Exist

Jim Gaffigan Accurately Predicted the Future of Breakfast

All great artists steal. Even food ones.

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What’s the Best Breakfast Cereal? [Start voting now]
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so consider this competition an essential part of a balanced, healthy diet.

What’s the Best Breakfast Cereal? [Start voting now]

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so consider this competition an essential part of a balanced, healthy diet.

What’s the Best Breakfast Cereal? [Start voting now]
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so consider this competition an essential part of a balanced, healthy diet.

What’s the Best Breakfast Cereal? [Start voting now]

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so consider this competition an essential part of a balanced, healthy diet.

Man Cooks Eggs On Macbook Pro

That new retina display is super useful.

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Bacon and Egg is Only Portrait Ron Swanson Would Want of Himself
You’re going to need a tougher fork.

Bacon and Egg is Only Portrait Ron Swanson Would Want of Himself

You’re going to need a tougher fork.

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Jim Gaffigan Accurately Predicted the Future of Breakfast

All great artists steal. Even food ones.

(Source: reddit.com)

Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast sandwich that uses a a glazed donut as bread. 
A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it’s “unhealthy” and a “perfect illustration of the kind of institutionalized decadence that has led to our nation’s obesity problem,” but that’s not why I’m upset about it. I’m upset because most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven’t combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don’t they realize the opportunities they’re missing?

They could be making stuff like this:
ICE CREAM DONUT SANDWICHES

and this:

and so much more!

Dunkin Donuts recently released a new breakfast sandwich that uses a a glazed donut as bread. 

A bunch of people are up in arms about this because it’s “unhealthy” and a “perfect illustration of the kind of institutionalized decadence that has led to our nation’s obesity problem,” but that’s not why I’m upset about it. I’m upset because most Dunkin Donuts stores are joint Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, and they STILL haven’t combined the donuts and the ice cream. How is that possible? Don’t they realize the opportunities they’re missing?

They could be making stuff like this:

ICE CREAM DONUT SANDWICHES

and this:

and so much more!

(Source: College Humor)

Lonely Breakfast Rap

Not all eggs come over easy.

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If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]
It’s part of a balanced breakfast, if you want to lose all sense of balance.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]

It’s part of a balanced breakfast, if you want to lose all sense of balance.

How to Live Life on Expert Mode [Click to experience the full power of Expert Mode]

An informative guide that gives new meaning to the term “Pro-Lifer.” 

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Riddles, sex & Vin Diesel - The recipe for a perfect Sunday

HUMOR US - Staff Jokes [Click for full list]

Riddles, sex & Vin Diesel - The recipe for a perfect Sunday