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Breaking up with someone has always been the WORST … until now! Instead of directly addressing issues honestly and painfully, use these fun games to let someone know that you’re just not romantically interested in them anymore!

Finish reading Let’s Break Up: The Activity Book

Well, That’s a Sad News Report
On the plus side, it’s good advertising for a new apartment.

Well, That’s a Sad News Report

On the plus side, it’s good advertising for a new apartment.

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Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up [Click for more]
In “Regret Everything” comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.
Generally, I’m a moral person. But when it comes to my pop music, my brain shifts fully into evil villain mode. No heartbreak is too horrible for the sake of making my Spotify playlists more terrific! These pop stars are no longer human: they are machines. Machines of sadness that totally get what it means to land a solid pop hook.Given unlimited funds, I would not pursue political power nor lobby to help society. But I would conspire to make Rihanna mad at someone, and then provide ample studio time and a sick rhythm section.My ultimate plan is perhaps too horrible to even write down. But here it is: Continue reading

Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up [Click for more]

In “Regret Everything” comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.

Generally, I’m a moral person. But when it comes to my pop music, my brain shifts fully into evil villain mode. No heartbreak is too horrible for the sake of making my Spotify playlists more terrific! These pop stars are no longer human: they are machines. Machines of sadness that totally get what it means to land a solid pop hook.

Given unlimited funds, I would not pursue political power nor lobby to help society. But I would conspire to make Rihanna mad at someone, and then provide ample studio time and a sick rhythm section.

My ultimate plan is perhaps too horrible to even write down. But here it is: Continue reading

Very Mary-Kate: Breaking Up

Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.

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Breaking Dawn Cheating Outtakes

Sorry, what was the line?”

 "You're not safe here, Bella."
 " Right, what did I say?
"You looked straight into the camera with dead eyes and said "Rupert Sanders, I will lawnmower your balls."

Heartfelt Break Up Letter
It was one hell of a month.

Heartfelt Break Up Letter

It was one hell of a month.

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ATTN London Tumblrs:

This Guy With Cheating Ex Needs a Date to Radiohead Tonight

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When I was in high school I had one boyfriend. We dated for about a year, and when I broke up with him, he did NOT take it well. At all. In fact, he started shaking, his eyes lost focus, and he couldn’t talk. Then he fell asleep. This happened three times. I freaked out, went and got my mom (she’s a nurse) and she confirmed: seizures. Three of them. Right in front of me. He didn’t have a history of seizures, that was the first time it had every happened. I think I broke his heart…and his brain…

Ex-Girlfriend Gives Back “Wireless Cord” in a bag
But then what’s in the bag man?!

Ex-Girlfriend Gives Back “Wireless Cord” in a bag

But then what’s in the bag man?!

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How to Break Up [Click to animate]
Say it with chocolates.

How to Break Up [Click to animate]

Say it with chocolates.

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Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding


He’ll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
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He’ll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.

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Valentine’s Break Up (feat Ben Schwartz)

A couple takes their relationship to the next level on Valentine’s Day.

10 Ways to Get Your Girlfriend to Break up with You Before Valentine’s Day

10 Ways to Get Your Girlfriend to Break up with You Before Valentine’s Day

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