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What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For
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A mind-blowing chart about your growing mind.

What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

If you’re a fan of our illustrator Caldwell then subscribe to The Drawfee Channel on YouTube and watch him at work.  

Movie Scientists love to talk about how human beings only use 10% of our brain’s capabilities, but have you ever wondered what the other 90% would be used for? Here’s our best guesses at the mental abilities humans will hopefully be able to unlock in the near future.
Finish reading What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

Movie Scientists love to talk about how human beings only use 10% of our brain’s capabilities, but have you ever wondered what the other 90% would be used for? Here’s our best guesses at the mental abilities humans will hopefully be able to unlock in the near future.

Finish reading What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

A mind-blowing chart about your growing mind.
Read What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

A mind-blowing chart about your growing mind.

Read What the Other 90% of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY Used For

Subway Map of Your Brain
Stand clear of the closing synapses. 

Subway Map of Your Brain

Stand clear of the closing synapses. 

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]
Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.
Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.
Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.
Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.
Me: We’re in the living room.
Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.
Me: This is hard.
Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?
Me: I think so.
Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?
Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.
Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.
Me: NO! I’m used to this one!
Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.
Me: How do I do that?
Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

How I’ll Use the Technology of the Future [Click for full]

Me: Kyle, thanks for coming over. I’m having trouble with my ThoughtSphere and I know you young people really know how this stuff works.

Kyle: Yeah, sure, Grandpa.

Me: THANK YOU! I can’t figure out how to get into the Collective Hive Mind.

Kyle: Okay, go to your Living Room.

Me: We’re in the living room.

Kyle: No, your “Living Room.” That’s what you call the state of mental calm you need to be in to access all points on the ThoughtSphere and use your preferred BrainTap to access theCHM.

Me: This is hard.

Kyle: It’s right there, grandpa. It’s that base-line level of consciousness. You know, where you’re not quite sure whether you’re awake or asleep. Are you there?

Me: I think so.

Kyle: Ok, now what BrainTap do you use? AlphaSlug or Flerm?

Me: I don’t know. I think it’s that one that makes me remember the smell of old books.

Kyle: Ugh. Craniol? That’s a terrible BrainTap. I’ll ForceThink you a better one.

Me: NO! I’m used to this one!

Kyle: Alright, fine. Now just double-think Craniol.

Me: How do I do that?

Kyle: Just think about the smell of old books twice. Continue

Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]
Not really a secret, but important to remember for that Biology test.

Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]

Not really a secret, but important to remember for that Biology test.

Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]

Nicotine and brain farts…the backbone of American culture.

Snooty, Urbane Zombies Love “The Walking Dead”

"Brains. Brains. My goodness, Jeeves, this one tastes like it went to Dartmouth. Leave it for the dog."

(Source: youtube.com)

Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman
I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

Krang Painted on Pregnant Woman

I hope this kid likes ’80s stuff.

(Source: reddit.com)

Zombie Olympics

Just like the zombies themselves, this comedic trope and sporting event has risen from the dead.

(Source: youtube.com)