“You know your relationship is too comfortable when your boyfriend corrects your grammar whilst having sex.”

“My boyfriend and I were drunk and feeling naughty one night that we started going at it right there and then - in our backyard. To take it up a notch, we ran up the fire exit and gave it a go as well. Just as it was getting more intense, I sat on top of him with my bare chest facing the world and that’s when I realized that our Korean neighbors had been watching the ENTIRE TIME.”

“Remember that time i came home and you and my boyfriend were sitting on the couch “watching a movie” with your hand down his pants? Well dont worry i forgave you the night i came home and your boyfriend was waiting on you… lets just say that was the best wait of his life.”