"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"
It’s like a love triangle. You just have to read between the three lines.
Knock knock knock. Who’s there? My winter boyfriend, of course.
My Elf Girlfriend: Pregnancy Scare [Click for sketch]
The future will reveal itself.
iPhone Apps for the Socially Awkward [Click for full article]
Hang in there.
The Six Ways You’ll Try to Get Out of the Friend Zone [Click for video]
See these 6 GIFs? You’re one of them.
Sometimes you just can’t get a kiss…even when the drag queen can.
They’re taking their relationship to the next level (consciousness).
“You know your relationship is too comfortable when your boyfriend corrects your grammar whilst having sex.”
They are never ever ever getting together.
“My boyfriend and I were drunk and feeling naughty one night that we started going at it right there and then - in our backyard. To take it up a notch, we ran up the fire exit and gave it a go as well. Just as it was getting more intense, I sat on top of him with my bare chest facing the world and that’s when I realized that our Korean neighbors had been watching the ENTIRE TIME.”
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(Because cramming all 25 in one image would have made it really fucking hard to read)