"Sorry I didn’t return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What’s your excuse for being a bitch?"
He just party pooped his pants.
So that’s what “you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” means. And all this time I thought it was a metaphor.
Little Girl Rejects Little Boys Advances [Click to animate]
All he needs to do is prepare himself for thirty more years of the same thing.
Will we ever truly know the answer….Well, yes, because people can’t be grills…or can they. No, no they can’t.
"Father’s not buying you all Mazda Miatas ‘til I say we’re done. Now continue looking comfortable on those jagged rocks ladies!"
"Mom! I got a job at the pool toy company!" - Caption Writer, age 15
They’re actually super impressed by serious neck injuries, so it worked out.