Wasn’t there a UPS guy with these boxes?
Just because they’re big doesn’t mean they’re mature. These dopes love that stupid flimsy cardboard like their nine lives depend on it. See all 12.
"I swear this box won’t just take up space on your desk - it’s useful; really!" was too long for the manufacturers.
This is what determination looks like, people.
He tried to sits, but he couldn’t fits.
Oh, I ordered 135 pepperoni pizzas, not sausage. Can you take these back?
“Bring me a tiny toilet from which to sip”
"Someone get the mustard, I like holding it while I watch the cat do stuff."
(Source: College Humor)