Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner
Written by Caldwell & Dorkly Editor-In-Chief Andrew Bridgman.
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Pick your player, Academy. It looked for a while like Lincoln had the star advantage, ever sinceZero Dark Thirty connected with that nasty red shell John McCain launched, but Argo has recently gotten a huge turbo-boost from the Golden Globes and the BAFTAs, and even thoughLes Mis crashed off the course a while ago and Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, and Silver Linings Playbook are clearly one lap behind, it could be anybody’s race. 3…2…1…GO to full article
The Koopa family is having some trouble in paradise, which is what they call world 6-2.
Peach and Zelda Catch Up: Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?