“Im drunk. At work. i work at a retail store in a snooty town. im 17. guess who got me drunk? my boss. work doenst suck. work rocks.”

“My boss’ desk is right next to mine. She’s checking her facebook and says, “I don’t get what people are thinking on facebook.” I go, “what do you mean?” She says, “people sending me messages at all hours of the night, look at this one at 1:00 am!” I respond that, “well, they dont expect you to message them right back.” To which she responded, “yeah but my phone is beeping and waking me up.” I said, “you can turn that off you know.” She looked at me a little confused. I told her to get her daughter to do it when she got home that evening.”

“My boss asked me to look up social media and when I asked if he wanted the company to have a Wikipedia page. His response: “What’s a Wikipedia?”