Pet Goats and Pap Smears Medical Book
Any self-respecting doctor consults farm animals.
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Ken M is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken’s insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
“I used the money from selling my old books to buy beer. I like to think of it of some kind of poetic justice.”
If you’re going to form a book club, form one with your best friend.
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First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM.
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Where the Wild Things Are
Hegemony and Dissent amongst the Wild Things: How the Other is perceived in indigenous cultures.
Everybody Poops
Fecal matter in the populace: An index to homogenized excrement.
The Giving Tree
Foliage in suburbia: What we can expect to receive from a symbiosis with plant life. [Keep Reading]
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas, Read by Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan
Wait for Tracy’s reindeer nicknames. WORTH IT.
Voice Changes Drastically During Interview
She’s almost as robotic as the anchorlady.
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“I’m into weird stuff,” Juanita said.
I nod, doing my best to conceal my confusion and the grease stain obtained during a pre-date pizza run. How I longed for the time when “Am I eating too much bread?” was the only question I was trying to avoid.
“Like, really weird stuff.”
“Cool,” I said before giving in and asking her what exactly she meant by “weird stuff.”
“Have you ever heard of S&M?” she breathed into my ear.
“Is that the sexy M&M?” I joked. Of course I had heard of that. It’s the… I knew what it is. I leaned in to tell her about the crush I had on the melt-in-your-mouth lady in green when I was a kid, but the diet Dr. Pepper was cascading off the table before I could get the words “Well, um” out of my mouth.
My eyes parted with her heaving breasts, but by the time I returned with toilet paper to clean up the spill she was gone. The diner was out of paper towels, and I was out of luck.
I returned to my apartment and AltaVista-ed my should-have-been lover’s word of the day to make sure I definitely knew what it was and, sure enough, I totally did. To celebrate, and get the image of the lady in that weird leather thing out of my head, I thought about an old friend and melted in my hand.
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Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“I’m into weird stuff,” Juanita said.
I nod, doing my best to conceal my confusion and the grease stain obtained during a pre-date pizza run. How I longed for the time when “Am I eating too much bread?” was the only question I was trying to avoid.
“Like, really weird stuff.”
“Cool,” I said before giving in and asking her what exactly she meant by “weird stuff.”
“Have you ever heard of S&M?” she breathed into my ear.
“Is that the sexy M&M?” I joked. Of course I had heard of that. It’s the… I knew what it is. I leaned in to tell her about the crush I had on the melt-in-your-mouth lady in green when I was a kid, but the diet Dr. Pepper was cascading off the table before I could get the words “Well, um” out of my mouth.
My eyes parted with her heaving breasts, but by the time I returned with toilet paper to clean up the spill she was gone. The diner was out of paper towels, and I was out of luck.
I returned to my apartment and AltaVista-ed my should-have-been lover’s word of the day to make sure I definitely knew what it was and, sure enough, I totally did. To celebrate, and get the image of the lady in that weird leather thing out of my head, I thought about an old friend and melted in my hand.
“I guess I am into weird stuff,” I thought before sending my dear Juanita a text saying just that. [Keep Reading]
