Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…
The perfect novel for candlelight reading on your spaceship … far away from the light of any stars.
That book is a LOAD of crap.
Read Not Everyone Poops
They sure do have a way with words.
Finish reading Pick Up Lines From Famous Authors
Start reading The X-Men Guide to Puberty
I hope you’re ready for a little knowledge, cuz Amazon wants to teach you the proper way to handle lion balls.
Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.
This was written by the same person who did “How to Talk to Your Friend About Being a Cat Lady”.
Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill