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Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

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Proof You Can Actually Learn Things from Books
Dreams can really come true! 

Proof You Can Actually Learn Things from Books

Dreams can really come true! 

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This was written by the same person who did “How to Talk to Your Friend About Being a Cat Lady”. 

This was written by the same person who did “How to Talk to Your Friend About Being a Cat Lady”. 

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Berenstain Bears Papa Was Into Porn
Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill

Berenstain Bears Papa Was Into Porn

Taken from the series’ classic The Berenstain Bears’ Unusually High Video-on-Demand Bill

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7 Actually Useful Children’s Books for Twenty-Somethings

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Finish reading What You Think When You Read Your Favorite Kids’ Books as An Adult

At first Elton John seems kind of cheesy but basically most of his songs are about having fun, falling in love, or not wanting to die or experience pain. How could you not love “Your Song”? It’s yours.
Start reading Elton John Is Good and 10 Other Obvious Realizations for Twentysomethings

At first Elton John seems kind of cheesy but basically most of his songs are about having fun, falling in love, or not wanting to die or experience pain. How could you not love “Your Song”? It’s yours.

Start reading Elton John Is Good and 10 Other Obvious Realizations for Twentysomethings

A real click-turner.

Finish readingIf Popular Books Had Clickbait Titles

Welcome to the magical journey of unemployment.

Click to finish What to Expect When You’re Expecting to Maybe Get a Job

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J.K. Rowling’s Deleted Harry Potter Character [Keep reading]

Celebrate Harry Potter’s birthday by remembering deleted character Kenny Nesbit. Or check out other Harry Potter-related content here.

Stephen Kingo: Stephen King Bingo
Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.

Stephen Kingo: Stephen King Bingo

Master of horror, Stephen King, has written over fifty novels, but you don’t have to read nearly that many before you start noticing the patterns in his work. Everyone choose a different Stephen King book and start playing Kingo: Stephen King bingo.

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Understanding Game of Thrones as an American 
Kings Landing = Washington, DC
It’s the capitol, it’s full of corrupt people vying for titles, and it’s built on the backs of the poor. Everyone is vying for the Iron Throne and it’s hard to figure out who to root for.

Winterfell = Boston, MA
Beautiful in the summer and uninhabitable in the winter. The inhabitants incorrectly think their city is the center of the empire. It is, however, the only real city in its region. (Providence? Really?) The people there are honorable and resilient, and spend much of their time watching sports. Not many black people.

The King’s Road = I-95
A highly trafficked route from Winterfell to King’s Landing, the road is littered with inns and merchants. There are also many bandits who live alongside it in dangerous places like New Haven, Newark, and Baltimore.

Beyond the Wall = Canada
It’s cold, it’s vast, and it’s terrifying. But the wildlings are a good people once you get to know them. Also it’s governed by a monarch far away who doesn’t actually hold any real power in the people’s minds.

Castle Black = Canadian Border Crossing
This is all that separates us from the unknown terror of the great white north. Also it’s manned by a bunch of humorless guys that don’t get laid.

The Iron Islands = Pittsburgh, PA
Cold, wet, gray, and nicknamed for metal, this is a place that was once prominent but is now full of working class people and pirates. And the pirates have been horrible for many years.

Casterly Rock = New York City
The regional capital (and the financial center of the Empire), it used to be ruled by a different group – until they were tricked into trusting a foreigner. Now it’s ruled by rich people who think they’re better parents than they are.

Lannisport = Greenwich, CT
Situated close to the main city, but far enough away that the citizens don’t need to be bothered. Also, it’s full of money and incest.

Harrenhal = Chicago, IL
It’s rich, and it’s on the way to most things. But the governing of it seems to be cursed as no one can rule it for long. And it burnt down once.

Valyria = Detroit, MI
Due to its fearsome beasts with great abilities to travel, this was once the center of the world and a shining jewel of civilization. But then a cataclysmic event rendered it a smoldering ruin of its former glory. The only thing that endures is a bit of their ancient music. And the secrets of manufacturing things there have long been forgotten.

Dorn = Napa Valley, CA
Remote area known for women, wine, and boringness.
Keep reading.

Understanding Game of Thrones as an American 

Kings Landing = Washington, DC

It’s the capitol, it’s full of corrupt people vying for titles, and it’s built on the backs of the poor. Everyone is vying for the Iron Throne and it’s hard to figure out who to root for.

Winterfell = Boston, MA

Beautiful in the summer and uninhabitable in the winter. The inhabitants incorrectly think their city is the center of the empire. It is, however, the only real city in its region. (Providence? Really?) The people there are honorable and resilient, and spend much of their time watching sports. Not many black people.

The King’s Road = I-95

A highly trafficked route from Winterfell to King’s Landing, the road is littered with inns and merchants. There are also many bandits who live alongside it in dangerous places like New Haven, Newark, and Baltimore.

Beyond the Wall = Canada

It’s cold, it’s vast, and it’s terrifying. But the wildlings are a good people once you get to know them. Also it’s governed by a monarch far away who doesn’t actually hold any real power in the people’s minds.

Castle Black = Canadian Border Crossing

This is all that separates us from the unknown terror of the great white north. Also it’s manned by a bunch of humorless guys that don’t get laid.

The Iron Islands = Pittsburgh, PA

Cold, wet, gray, and nicknamed for metal, this is a place that was once prominent but is now full of working class people and pirates. And the pirates have been horrible for many years.

Casterly Rock = New York City

The regional capital (and the financial center of the Empire), it used to be ruled by a different group – until they were tricked into trusting a foreigner. Now it’s ruled by rich people who think they’re better parents than they are.

Lannisport = Greenwich, CT

Situated close to the main city, but far enough away that the citizens don’t need to be bothered. Also, it’s full of money and incest.

Harrenhal = Chicago, IL

It’s rich, and it’s on the way to most things. But the governing of it seems to be cursed as no one can rule it for long. And it burnt down once.

Valyria = Detroit, MI

Due to its fearsome beasts with great abilities to travel, this was once the center of the world and a shining jewel of civilization. But then a cataclysmic event rendered it a smoldering ruin of its former glory. The only thing that endures is a bit of their ancient music. And the secrets of manufacturing things there have long been forgotten.

Dorn = Napa Valley, CA

Remote area known for women, wine, and boringness.

Keep reading.

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Morgan Freeman Reads Everyone Poops

Boom, this video just won an Oscar.

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