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Adam, Pat and Emily discuss Sad Boners, Fedoras, and Retertet Vikings on this week’s CollegeHumor Comment Show!

The First Boner

The dawn of all morning wood.

(Source: youtube.com)

3 Year Old Loves His Boner.. err… Bow and Arrow

That’s my little straight shooter.

3 Year Old Loves His Boner.. err… Bow and Arrow

That’s my little straight shooter.

(Source: youtube.com)

15 Pictures That Will Confuse Your Boner [Click for more]

Mommy, why is Woody making my privates buzz?

15 Pictures That Will Confuse Your Boner

Doesn’t matter, still…got… a boner?

Boner on the Cross Tattoo Fail
The Father, the Son and the Holy Boner

Boner on the Cross Tattoo Fail

The Father, the Son and the Holy Boner

(Source: reddit.com)

Cat Looks Like He Has Giant Boner, Just Tail
Is that just the angle of your tail or are you happy to see me? Oh, the former? Makes sense.

Cat Looks Like He Has Giant Boner, Just Tail

Is that just the angle of your tail or are you happy to see me? Oh, the former? Makes sense.

(Source: fashionofthechrist)


Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]
Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.
Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!
Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.
Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!
Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.
Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!
Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.
Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.
Jason: Me? How?
Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!
Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.
Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.
Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

Talking Down Your Classroom Boner [Click for full post]

Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens’ 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That’s enough, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to come down.

Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!

Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.

Boner: No? Then I’ll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we’ll talk like men.

Boner: Don’t fuckin’ patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you’ll forget all about me. I’M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!

Jason: Do you remember ‘86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don’t want another Fitz situation on our hands.

Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.

Jason: Me? How?

Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens’ tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn’t have to end this way. Talk to me.

Boner: I just want my freedom. I’m locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.

Jason: You know we can’t do that. Continue

The Science of “Morning Wood”

Science is a lot harder than I thought.

10 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes [Click to continue reading]

Man Far Too Excited Reading 50 Shades of Grey on Bus
Obviously he just has a thing for great narrative.

Man Far Too Excited Reading 50 Shades of Grey on Bus

Obviously he just has a thing for great narrative.

(Source: weknowmemes.com)

Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume
One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?

Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume

One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?

(Source: reddit.com)


Art School Boner Memorial


If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

(Source: College Humor)

Hardly Working: Stand-Off

Some gangsters show Pat and Sarah a few tips.

(Source: College Humor)