Like you wouldn’t look at the Michelin Man’s junk.
Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I’m happy.
Myspace: Still relevant in 3rd World Latin American countries.
There’s Norway that’s fitting anywhere.
At first you’ll go left, but once you’ve had a couple in you you’ll unknowingly stumble to the right. TRUST ME!
Dr. Cosmo Kramer. Proctology.
Thousands of Germans die from upside down banana eating every year. Could you be next?
If you guys can’t show me ID, I can’t serve you anything stronger than beer.
I can’t even imagine what kind of shrinkage they’ve got going on.
"I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I’ll have it looked at immediately."
This picture was taken in Backwards World, where Greyhound means “shit eater.”
"Don’t get off till Kunst-Wet."
"I got drunk in Mexico and found this on my camera."
All the members of Dashboard Confessional live on this block.