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Finish reading 9 Numbers That Are Even Sexier than 69

We’ve all grown up giggling about the secret definition of the number 69, but have you ever wondered about the naughty nature of other numbers? Well, we have. A lot. Too much. So to make our obsession less weird, we decided to publish this list of all the other known sex numbers. Enjoy it, ya pervs!

Amazing: Grapefruit Blowjob Technique

I guess pineapple isn’t the miracle fruit after all.

A true Thanksgiving classic.

(Source: youtube.com)

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.- Z.M.

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?

One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
- Z.M.

(Source: College Humor)

The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies
Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”
1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”. 
2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.” 
3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies

Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”

1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”.

2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.”

3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

(Source: College Humor)

CollegeHumor Sex Survey Results [Click for all]
We surveyed over 27,000 of you on some of the most intimate details of your sex life, then we processed all your weird answers and turned them into the sexiest thing on Earth: infographics. Read on, perverts!

CollegeHumor Sex Survey Results [Click for all]

We surveyed over 27,000 of you on some of the most intimate details of your sex life, then we processed all your weird answers and turned them into the sexiest thing on Earth: infographics. Read on, perverts!

Jerry Head Receiver
Best. Job. Ever.

Jerry Head Receiver

Best. Job. Ever.

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Looper Has Sex with Himself

You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good. 

Recently, I’ve been secretly training my boyfriend to shower more by giving him a blowjob every time he showers. It’s working.

Rough Love - Just like toilet training, but not quite

Ye olde Pavlov Dog trick. Works every time.

News: The Prestigious New England Journal of Medicine
We all knew it was cumming.

News: The Prestigious New England Journal of Medicine

We all knew it was cumming.

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Hot Turkey Call News Blooper

This way, the turkeys can die aroused.

(Source: youtube.com)

No Return Sex Needed 
"Wait, what’d the note say? I was devouring the Rice Krispies Treats."

No Return Sex Needed

"Wait, what’d the note say? I was devouring the Rice Krispies Treats."

(Source: pik-a-boo.blogspot.in)

Naughty Trees Need to Get a Room
What do you think this is, a college dorm??

Naughty Trees Need to Get a Room

What do you think this is, a college dorm??

(Source: iheartchaos.com)

Push Pin Cum Shot
That is a serious case of blue balls.

Push Pin Cum Shot

That is a serious case of blue balls.

Teddy Bear Blowjob
He’s giving that bear a good stuffing.

Teddy Bear Blowjob

He’s giving that bear a good stuffing.

(Source: reddit.com)