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Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex

For as long as we’ve been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here’s a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.

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Blow Jobs starring Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher. 

Blow Jobs starring Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher. 

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Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex

For as long as we’ve been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here’s a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.

I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.

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Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]
So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.- Anonymous
My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.- Anonymous
My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.- Anonymous
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Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]

So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.
- Anonymous

My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.
- Anonymous

Can you run game in your sleep? If so then submit your “Rough Love” stories to our Tumblr inbox. We read everything!

Rough Love: That Was The Dog’s Tongue
I told my girlfriend that I thought waking up to a blow job would be the greatest thing ever. Sure enough, a few weeks later I woke up to what I thought was her licking my sack. I kept my eyes closed and pretended I was still sleeping. A minute later I heard her laughing but the licking continued. I opened my eyes and her dog was in between my legs… She was watching the whole time and decided not to tell me. Glad she thought it was hilarious, because I’m scarred.
- Anonymous
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Rough Love: That Was The Dog’s Tongue

I told my girlfriend that I thought waking up to a blow job would be the greatest thing ever. Sure enough, a few weeks later I woke up to what I thought was her licking my sack. I kept my eyes closed and pretended I was still sleeping. A minute later I heard her laughing but the licking continued. I opened my eyes and her dog was in between my legs… She was watching the whole time and decided not to tell me. Glad she thought it was hilarious, because I’m scarred.

- Anonymous

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Alison Brie gives invisible BJs
Those are some tall invisible people.

Alison Brie gives invisible BJs

Those are some tall invisible people.

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