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Insane Low-Budget, Super-Violent Kid Action Scene

"Are those people dead, Mommy?" "No, honey, just their careers."

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Kool-Aid Man Crashes Into The Shining
His delivery of “Oh Yeah!” is exactly like Jack Nicholson’s “Here’s Johnny.”

Kool-Aid Man Crashes Into The Shining

His delivery of “Oh Yeah!” is exactly like Jack Nicholson’s “Here’s Johnny.”

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Gnome Shoots at Friends
You don’t gnome, man!

Gnome Shoots at Friends

You don’t gnome, man!

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I had been trying to get this guy to like me since the first day I met him.. freshman year of college. One night, we were out talking about sex, exes, and what turns us on. About an hour later, we were in his dorm making out. He was laying on top of me.. and all of the sudden I felt something super wet on my face. He stopped kissing me, looked down at my face and said.. “What’s all over your face?” Turns out.. he got a bloody nose while we were making out. It was all over my face, neck, and cleavage. He then ran out of the room and took care of his problem. Leaving me in his dorm.. covered in blood. Wtf?! I’ll never look at him the same

Check out more tales of failed romance in this week’s edition of "Dating, It’s Complicated"

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