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Some art can be hard to swallow.

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I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.

Why Are So Many People Giving Ronald McDonald Blow Jobs?

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?
One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.- Z.M.

Rough Love: Hi Mom…Can I Call You Back?

One time while with my now ex i got a call from my mother. I answered the phone and started talking, but was soon distracted by the sound of my zipper being pulled down. My ex then proceeded to suck me off while I attempted to finish the call. From then on, whenever my mom called, she would give me head. To this day I try not to think about the freudian implications.
- Z.M.

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The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies
Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”
1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”. 
2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.” 
3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

The Handy Guide to Gettin’ Handies

Deploy any one of these techniques and your penis will be wrapped in the warm embrace of a lover’s grip faster than you can say “hand jobs actually aren’t that great.”

1. Ask for a blow job. This is the classic negotiation technique of asking for more than what you want, or “anchoring”.

2. Promise to get her off afterwards. This is a classic negotiation technique called “lying.”

3. You know how dogs will sometimes cutely nudge their noses underneath their owner’s hand so that before the owner knows it, they’re actively petting the dog? That, but with your dick. Keep reading

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When my girlfriend is over and I’m playing COD, she says that if I’m first place in the game I’ll get a blowjob. I’m getting pretty damn good at that game.

Rough Love - COD and BJ’s

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Alison Brie gives invisible BJs
Those are some tall invisible people.

Alison Brie gives invisible BJs

Those are some tall invisible people.

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