In honor of Jerry Seinfeld’s birthday today, we present the trailer for his new movie Jerry the Great.  He’s the master of his domain and, soon, the world.

Every Facebook Birthday Wall Ever [Click for more]

It will make you wish your birthday was every other year.

Happy Birthday, Even Though You Cheated on Me

I gave you the gift of keying your car. You’re welcome.

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Justin Bieber Had a Great Birthday Weekend

Justin Bieber writes a 22 word short story.

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Charles Darwin’s Birthday [Click for full]

Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from crashing the party. But don’t text anyone the answer; there is a trap door for people who get the answer wrong that I have been dying to test out. Keep Reading

Your Birthday: Then and Now [Click to continue]

This year, wish to never get older.

Your Birthday: Then and Now [Click to continue]

This year, wish to never get older.

Jake and Amir: 30th Birthday

Thirty is the new dirty.

Find the Toenail Cake 

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

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That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.

Little Girl Goatee

She may seem intolerable, but that’s only because she is.

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Here’s a 69 Cat Birthday Cake For Some Reason

Happy birthday to cats everywhere.

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Little Brother Tries to Intercept Blowing Out Candles [Click to animate]

That’ll send him to therapy fifteen years down the line.

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Happy Birthday to…Who?

You?

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Danny DeVito Pug’s Birthday

Doggy DeVito just realized who he’s named after.

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