Mama guilts best.
He’s cheating! He can’t be both superheroes, that’s no fair!
SHH! Yes, its the only logical explanation.
Every Facebook Birthday Wall Ever [Click for more]
"It’s the least I could do." — everyone on Earth
You should see the piñata. It’s a bag of Jolly Ranchers on a string.
Charles Darwin’s Birthday [Click for full]
Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from crashing the party. But don’t text anyone the answer; there is a trap door for people who get the answer wrong that I have been dying to test out. Keep Reading
Which is odd, since all he wanted was a big booty ho.
Happy Birthday Jay-Z! May we honor you with "99 Problems" as Performed by Movies
The amazing part is that Hollywood put all these lines into movies on purpose for this reason.
What’s the Best Holiday Ever? [Click to begin voting]
We can all agree that Arbor Day is the lamest holiday, but what’s the best holiday? Vote now or you’ll never get any presents ever again.
The official voting period ends at midnight so get your votes in now.
Just think, in one year you can buy us beer.
May half your wishes come true!