Zero fucks given. Not a single one.
I FUCKING LOVE THESE FUCKING AGGRESSIVE FACEBOOK GROUPS [Click for more]
We’re on board with Facebook groups like I Fucking Love Science and I Fucking Love Cats, but why not make every Facebook group randomly explicit? Let’s think BIG, people: http://po.st/DVuZlh
10 Minutes of Confused Animals [Click for more]
"Look, a bird! Look a bird! Look, a bird! Look a bird!”
20 Birds Being Dicks [Click for more dick birds]
Birds think they’re the shit. That’s why they’re always shitting on us.
Whoever said we had to be nice to birds? Not me. They’re not nice to us, why should we be nice to them? Screw ‘em. They can fly all the way south for all I care.
15 Subreddits Devoted to Very Specific Photoshops [Click for more]
If you don’t like birds wearing hats then you should reevaluate your life.
A little bird told me nothing because it died.
For your next national anthem, just go with an eagle.
As convincing as the song is… Are we sure this is a bird?
Polly wants a cracker? How about Polly wants a YOU’RE FIRED!