Polly wants more than a cracker this time.
A bird in the hand is worth a lot less if the cat gets it.
Nothin’ like some good ol’ fashioned fishing like a caveman.
Ugh, just flip them on their belly already.
Zero fucks given. Not a single one.
I FUCKING LOVE THESE FUCKING AGGRESSIVE FACEBOOK GROUPS [Click for more]
We’re on board with Facebook groups like I Fucking Love Science and I Fucking Love Cats, but why not make every Facebook group randomly explicit? Let’s think BIG, people: http://po.st/DVuZlh