Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…
ONE. MORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.
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There are some things money can’t buy. But it can buy most things. So, just, come on.
Which is odd, since all he wanted was a big booty ho.
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Or else Bills fans are bad at catching giant athletes.
Now that’s how you fight the war on drugs.
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