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Presidents with Awesomely Terrible Mustaches [Click for more staches]
Not even the leaders of the free world can make them look good. 

Presidents with Awesomely Terrible Mustaches [Click for more staches]

Not even the leaders of the free world can make them look good. 

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Wild Kidz T-Shirt
Someone totally scooped Justin Bieber on his Wild Kidz clothing idea By Alex Moore
Sorry J. Biebs, looks like you took the piss on this one.
Last week Justin Bieber elicited a global groan when TMZ leaked a video of him pissing into a restaurant’s mop bucket, spraying windex on a photo of Bill Clinton while yelling “Fuck Bill Clinton!” and then celebrating by running around with his fellow hooligans yelling “Wild Kidz!” which the internet somehow immediately knew was spelled with a “z.”
The whole thing was truly cringe-worthy but perhaps more than anything it was the cries of “Wild Kidz” that drew the most gut-wrenching third-party embarrassment. Like a made-up slogan for the kind of juvenile gang six-year-olds like to imagine themselves in, “Wild Kidz” was a window into the bizarre psychology of arrested development writ large: It embodied what happens when you get too rich too fast, too young.
But being “Wild Kidz” means knowing no shame. Biebs’ fellow bucket-pisser Lil Twist had floated the idea of a Wild Kidz clothing line on Instagram. Amazingly, his followers loved it

But hilariously, someone totally scooped Bieber and Lil Twist on their own clothing line. By Friday the site wildkidzclothing.com was already live and accepting pre-orders for shirts that rip on the Wild Kidz. “All products are designed, manufactured, and screen-printed in the United States to ensure the highest quality and maximum swag,” the site says. There’s the “Wild Kidz Rule #1″ shirt which proclaims, “Don’t let no one tell you what to do” and “Rule #2: Swag: some kidz are just born with it.”
An anonymous source behind the site was reached for this article but declined to comment further beyond these words: “#SWAG #WILDKIDZ.”

Wild Kidz T-Shirt

Someone totally scooped Justin Bieber on his Wild Kidz clothing idea By Alex Moore

Sorry J. Biebs, looks like you took the piss on this one.

Last week Justin Bieber elicited a global groan when TMZ leaked a video of him pissing into a restaurant’s mop bucket, spraying windex on a photo of Bill Clinton while yelling “Fuck Bill Clinton!” and then celebrating by running around with his fellow hooligans yelling “Wild Kidz!” which the internet somehow immediately knew was spelled with a “z.”

The whole thing was truly cringe-worthy but perhaps more than anything it was the cries of “Wild Kidz” that drew the most gut-wrenching third-party embarrassment. Like a made-up slogan for the kind of juvenile gang six-year-olds like to imagine themselves in, “Wild Kidz” was a window into the bizarre psychology of arrested development writ large: It embodied what happens when you get too rich too fast, too young.

But being “Wild Kidz” means knowing no shame. Biebs’ fellow bucket-pisser Lil Twist had floated the idea of a Wild Kidz clothing line on Instagram. Amazingly, his followers loved it

But hilariously, someone totally scooped Bieber and Lil Twist on their own clothing line. By Friday the site wildkidzclothing.com was already live and accepting pre-orders for shirts that rip on the Wild Kidz. “All products are designed, manufactured, and screen-printed in the United States to ensure the highest quality and maximum swag,” the site says. There’s the “Wild Kidz Rule #1″ shirt which proclaims, “Don’t let no one tell you what to do” and “Rule #2: Swag: some kidz are just born with it.”

An anonymous source behind the site was reached for this article but declined to comment further beyond these words: “#SWAG #WILDKIDZ.”

The Dumbest Question About Presidents Ever to Have Been Asked
Bill Clinton, final answer.

The Dumbest Question About Presidents Ever to Have Been Asked

Bill Clinton, final answer.

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Most Epic Painting in History: Bill Clinton the Lady Killer
Safe for work: No Gore.

Most Epic Painting in History: Bill Clinton the Lady Killer

Safe for work: No Gore.

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CollegeHumor’s Halloween Costume Contest [Click to start voting & submitting]

First place gets $500 | 2nd is $200 | 3rd is $100. 

Submit your costume by 11:59pm on November 3rd to be included in the contest.

Politicians Touching Lives (in Awkward, Physical Ways) [Click to view full gallery]
After last night’s final presidential debate, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney face an intense two weeks, and their final chance to reach as many undecided voters as possible. A large part of that involves rromney babyeaching out and touching people. And their bodies. And each other. In often weird, unsettling ways.

Politicians Touching Lives (in Awkward, Physical Ways) [Click to view full gallery]

After last night’s final presidential debate, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney face an intense two weeks, and their final chance to reach as many undecided voters as possible. A large part of that involves rromney babyeaching out and touching people. And their bodies. And each other. In often weird, unsettling ways.

What Should Politicians Be For Halloween [Click to continue reading]

Post No Bills Please 
William’s are cool, though.

Post No Bills Please

William’s are cool, though.

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Jimmy Fallon Sings Some James Taylor at the DNC

Winter, spring, summer or fall, all you have to do is call, and I’ll pass Obamacare.

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The 20 Best DNC Reaction GIFs [CLICK FOR MORE]

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The 20 Best DNC Reaction GIFs [CLICK FOR MORE]

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Jimmy Fallon: Bill Clinton Still Wants to Be President

Honey Bubba’s all ramped up on his Go Go Juice and ready to go, America.

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What to Expect From Obama’s DNC Speech [Click to read full article]
- Good stuff about Barack Obama
- Bad stuff about Mitt Romney
- Some true stuff
- Some not as true stuff
- Stuff about health care
- Stuff about Michelle
- Just stuff
- Shots of old ladies smiling and clapping
- Shots of old ladies crying and wiping away tears
- Shots of old ladies burning effigies of Paul Ryan
- Personal anecdotes of struggle
- “Four more years” chants
- People screaming, shouting, throwing things
- People collapsing in the aisles and speaking in tongues
Picture courtesy of Boston Globe via ABC News

What to Expect From Obama’s DNC Speech [Click to read full article]

- Good stuff about Barack Obama

- Bad stuff about Mitt Romney

- Some true stuff

- Some not as true stuff

- Stuff about health care

- Stuff about Michelle

- Just stuff

- Shots of old ladies smiling and clapping

- Shots of old ladies crying and wiping away tears

- Shots of old ladies burning effigies of Paul Ryan

- Personal anecdotes of struggle

- “Four more years” chants

- People screaming, shouting, throwing things

- People collapsing in the aisles and speaking in tongues

Picture courtesy of Boston Globe via ABC News

Bill Clinton Poses with Porn Stars in Monaco
Who is a fan of whom? 

Bill Clinton Poses with Porn Stars in Monaco

Who is a fan of whom? 

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Bill Clinton is a Pussy Magnet
Relax, we were talking about vaginas.

Bill Clinton is a Pussy Magnet

Relax, we were talking about vaginas.

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Bill Clinton and Al Gore Party with Unknown Floozies


Tonight they’re going to party like it’s 1994.

Tonight they’re going to party like it’s 1994.

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