The Most Horrifying Images of Nicolas Cage (That Are Totally Real)

His acting unites cultures and defines a generation. This man actually becomes his work. See his full body of work here & below.

Stoner Countdown

Beyonce.  Weed.  Yep I think we’re all set for 4/20.  

Alison Brie Imitates Popular Memes [Click to watch]

The Hadouken pose didn’t turn out as well.

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Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up [Click to find out]

It’s so crazy it just might twerk.

Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Break Up [Click for more]

In “Regret Everything” comedian Will Hines tells us what thoughts have been gnawing at his brain.

Generally, I’m a moral person. But when it comes to my pop music, my brain shifts fully into evil villain mode. No heartbreak is too horrible for the sake of making my Spotify playlists more terrific! These pop stars are no longer human: they are machines. Machines of sadness that totally get what it means to land a solid pop hook.

Given unlimited funds, I would not pursue political power nor lobby to help society. But I would conspire to make Rihanna mad at someone, and then provide ample studio time and a sick rhythm section.

My ultimate plan is perhaps too horrible to even write down. But here it is: Continue reading

A Royal Proclamation From Queen Beyonce [click for the rest]

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A Royal Proclamation from Queen Beyonce [Click for more]

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Prank News Network: Here to prove people will believe anything they hear if you phrase it like a question and are holding a microphone.

• University of Texas accepts tweets as applications
• Beyonce cast as new Harry Potter
• Delaware will be underwater by 2025

Beyonce’s Crazy Zoo Shoes

She was going to add blood from the last unicorn in existence, but decided red was tacky.

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Soccer is Fixed and World Peace Fights [Click for full post]

Bountygate Coach Gregg Williams Was Reinstated, Hired

Immediately after the NFL reinstated coach Gregg Williams, who had been banned from theNFL for his involvement in the New Orleans Saints bounty scandal, the Tennessee Titans hired him. I guess it’s true what they say: Bounty does make for a quicker picker-upper. 

The Super Bowl Happened:

Half Of The Superdome Hit With 30-Minute Blackout - The other half, when reached for comment, had this to say: “I’m FINE, man. I had, like, two beersh. I can drive.”

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Beyonce Isn’t Even in Her Final Form [Click to animate]

All the single saiyans.

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Twidiots: The Illuminati is Everywhere [Click for more]

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Bane Responds to the Super Bowl Blackout

New Orleans’ reckoning has come! And it’s briefly irritating.

Shaq Lip-Syncs Beyonce’s Super Bowl Show

Proof that Shaq doesn’t even sing his own Beyonce songs.

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Twitter Convinced: Beyonce in Illuminati, For Sure

If you rearrange the first letters of all these tweets, it spells “YOU’RE STUPIDQKRNGPQKEBJVNCXKEAAEIBGN” well it goes on for a while there are a lot.

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