“Guy and girl have been friends for a while, guy has crush but girl doesn’t see it, she just enjoys his friendship. Married on Facebook. Girl has boyfriend at the time, who’s a year older and more experienced than her. Friendzoned guy confesses love, girl’s reaction? Kisses him on the lips, and breaks up with boyfriend! Storybook ending, yay— have you guessed yet that I was the (now ex-)boyfriend?”
Larry has a few things to get off his chest.