You can’t fit a round peg in a square hole unless you REALLY force it in there.
While fooling around in her basement, my girlfriend asked me to “touch her belly button” and was astounded that I didn’t know that “if you touch a girl’s belly button, she can feel it ‘down there.’” Needless to say, I fingered her bely button — hard. After faking it for a solid minute, she fell off the couch nearly in tears, and laughing. Sadly, I didn’t realize it was a joke,alize it was a joke, yet, and proceeded to apologize if I had hurt her while frantically asking what I did wrong so I didn’t make the same mistake next time. It was a decent story until she told her room mates.